firefly wrote:Wait, best one was in the USSR, when I was 15, twenty years ago almost. Red wine puke in someone's suitcase, all over his clothes, the night before we were leaving.

I really should replace those clothes, or something.

who's going to replace the red wine?

-Maria

the red beans and rice my boyfriend made for the homeless, but has been too lazy to go hand out. between apathy and philanthropy there is deliciousness.

-Maria

Throughout my college career, in every stall of every women's bathroom in Gelman Library. Unless there were bathrooms on the special collections floor, but I'm pretty sure there weren't.

I'm very thorough.

-Maria

i don't know if this was up here last year, but it's going on again. make st. pats a national holiday so you don't have to go to work drunk! at least not on this particular day. Not to nitpick, well..., yeah, to nitpick: Wouldn't it make more sense to have the 18th be the holiday? Party your ass of...

What's the deal with Louisville? I mean, c'mon. Actually, I'm mostly alright. Eveything that could have knocked my power out already happened during Ike. I've had a week off work and now I'm back. I spent a good deal of that week drinking, came to one day and realized that I was ill and not just hu...

G_W wrote:The only people that get national holidays off are the feds. Fuck the feds.

Cliff Clavin is ashamed of you.

-Maria

Mayhem wrote:Vince assures me I'll love his nuts. Should I be frightened?

you can trust vince. vince knows.

but, i wouldn't test the theory in this case.

-Maria

i don't know if this was up here last year, but it's going on again. make st. pats a national holiday so you don't have to go to work drunk! at least not on this particular day.

http://www.proposition317.com/

-Maria

this is assuming that people aren't looting the distilleries, looking for wood and booze to stay warm. although, i guess it's probably hard to loot during ice storms. i mean, we would, but we got no sense.

-Maria

one of my most treasured memories was drinking Jameson with you in my fav bar Dymphanus back in the day. that sure was fun. on my subsequent trips to nyc, i kept having drunkard dejavu...i kept coming back to these places i was sure i had been drunk before, but they look so different in the dayligh...

and just where the hell have you been? that is classified. I can tell you that I wasn't off marrying people or having kids. and i have a new kitchen/bathroom, which involved cleaning up after contractors who clearly subcontracted to retarded preschoolers. scratch that, even they would have sense en...

5) if you're 70 miles from home, and end up crashing on someone's couch for 2 days, febreezing your shirt is an acceptable alternative to showering. I feel this rule needs amendments based on level of activity, and how long it had been since your last shower. If you smell worse than my dog, at any ...

Judge wrote:

ruiner wrote:and they are....?

Supposedly a moderator and his hard drinking wife.....but my memory fades.

like for real? i wish someone sent out digests or newsletters...

-Maria

Wow, MOL and Member 1k in the same thread?? It must be my birthday! i wish! i need more presents. i, too, am afraid of change. and also of commitment. that's why i'm not around so much. well, ever. and also cuz i had a job. now, i just sit around every day waiting for the next movie to open an offi...

You see stars and have moving stuff next to the subjects?! Man, I need to drink more! The stars mean you have participated in the thread. The moving shit just means that the thread is very active/has more than one page of posts... At least that's what I like to think. mdm has gone all 21st century ...