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- Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:05 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: American travel to Canada with a DWI on record.
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3795
Re: American travel to Canada with a DWI on record.
And definitely do not accidentally blurt out "balloon of heroin in my ass".
- Sat Sep 20, 2008 10:57 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Henry Earl Status: Free, and one away from 1000 offences
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1431
Re: Henry Earl Status: Free, and one away from 1000 offences
I wonder if the police have some kind of merit badge for arresting ol' Henry 10, 50, or 100 times?
- Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:49 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Third Shift
- Replies: 6
- Views: 649
Re: Third Shift
Time to find a bar that caters to third shifters, then watch in horror when your "normal" working friends ask you what you had for breakfast and you can tell them "bourbon".
- Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:29 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: i am going to lose my glasses
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1451
Re: i am going to lose my glasses
If I have any super power, it is the ability to accurately place my glasses in a safe and visible location regardless of intoxication severity. It took several years of waking up to bent frames and finding them under the bed or in the freezer to perfect however.
- Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:50 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Nausea - any advice?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1366
Re: Nausea - any advice?
Coke slurpee.
- Tue Sep 02, 2008 4:44 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: My liver says WOOF
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1736
Re: My liver says WOOF
Word of warning on the milk thistle: I started taking it when it was readily apparent that my liver was about to go supernova and for the first couple months I can't really say if it was a benefit or not, but as soon as I stopped taking it, my gums stopped bleeding within a few days. That being said...
- Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:21 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Cutting Back?
- Replies: 4
- Views: 601
Re: Cutting Back?
I've been forced to cut back due to my voiding the warranty on my liver.
- Tue Jul 29, 2008 3:11 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Egads. I think my fridge just spoke to me.
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5333
Re: Egads. I think my fridge just spoke to me.
I was cleaning out Granny's fridge a couple of years back and I ran across a bottle of Kraft horseradish that expired in 1982, should have been sending that fucker up to the liquor store for me. I kept it in there just to see if anyone would ever notice.
- Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:55 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Oona goota, Solo?
- Replies: 46
- Views: 3339
Re: Oona goota, Solo?
If you have an earlier version of Star Wars, pause it right before Greedo takes one in breadbasket and slow motion it ever so slightly forward. A split second before Greedo kisses the table there's this awful puppet/prop Greedo that they blow up (that's where the smoke comes from). My bud refers to ...
- Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Booze Purgatory
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2704
Re: Booze Purgatory
The co-owner of my regular establishment just visited me at work to make sure I was doing OK, talk about customer service.
- Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:50 am
- Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
- Topic: NA beer: Not even if ordered
- Replies: 13
- Views: 3900
NA beer: Not even if ordered
I made brief mention of my first, and now only brush with the heretofore unknown that was non alcoholic beer by way of recent health crisis. It tasted like mediciny, slightly hopped windex. One of the most vile things I've ever had, give me a Tequiza or a Bud Light Chelada or even that can of Hamm's...
- Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:38 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Booze Purgatory
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2704
Re: Booze Purgatory
I have a nasty toenail fungus and a prescription for lamisil to cure it; but it requires being dry for 90 days to avoid liver destruction. And therein lies a strange paradox: while you can visibly see your toe rot and actively ignore it in the noble pursuit of booze, I cannot see the festering woun...
- Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:19 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: not many sunday night drinkers
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1426
Re: not many sunday night drinkers
I'm there in spirit at least.
- Tue Jul 22, 2008 11:14 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Booze Purgatory
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2704
Re: Booze Purgatory
Look on the bright side. You live in Muskegon, Michigan! Only to remind me why I like boozing so much, and no I did not go to the Weekend Warrior Bikefest, best of what's left Summer Celebration or the Rothbury hippie convention. This isn't helping, I'm going to need a drink sooner rather than late...
- Tue Jul 22, 2008 10:48 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Booze Purgatory
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2704
Booze Purgatory
Well, I've been avoiding this place like a wounded prize fighter shying from an ally fight because of my current wretched condition. I've been in that one place all boozers hate, the dreaded wagon. After being advised by my brother that I probably had an ulcer, and the fact that I went from Ironguts...