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- Mon Mar 28, 2016 11:31 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: You Know Who I Miss? I Miss Palmy.
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1840
Re: You Know Who I Miss? I Miss Palmy.
i couldnt get drunk on a flight out of the Middle East because I'd been taking these uppers that they give to the Indian Airforce, so no booze could hold me. I had to take two Xanax to stop me trying to drive the cab home from the airport. So that was last week.
- Sat Mar 26, 2016 11:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: You Know Who I Miss? I Miss Palmy.
- Replies: 14
- Views: 1840
Re: You Know Who I Miss? I Miss Palmy.
whiskeyprick wrote:Believing in legends keeps you Alive
yeah it does.
- Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:09 am
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: It has to be done
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1741
It has to be done
I have a "Wilfred" costume and an electric scooter.
I'm going to scoot past a bunch of business drones dressed as a dog.
Yelling "No-one will believe you!"
Pictures to follow.
Bundy
I'm going to scoot past a bunch of business drones dressed as a dog.
Yelling "No-one will believe you!"
Pictures to follow.
Bundy
- Sun Nov 23, 2014 7:58 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
- Replies: 164
- Views: 62287
Re: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
I'm not sure if Kim Kardashian managed to "Break the Internet" but she certainly put a big crack in it.
- Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:07 pm
- Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
- Topic: I had to call 911 for Liz tonight
- Replies: 72
- Views: 68477
Re: I had to call 911 for Liz tonight
'Bye Liz. We'll miss you.
love, Bundy.
love, Bundy.
- Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:09 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Which accent(s) do you assume whilst soused?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 2827
Re: Which accent(s) do you assume whilst soused?
Mine depends on who I'm taking the piss out of and where I am. Like every time I get muntered in Japan I wind up doing a Sean Connery voice. Not the accent but the speech impediment. I also enjoy singing songs in a very broad West Country accent. YouTube search "wurzels ruby" or "wurzels common peop...
- Mon Apr 22, 2013 6:55 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Who Are You?
- Replies: 86
- Views: 13300
Re: Who Are You?
I'm amphibious. I can wank with both hands underwater.
- Sun Apr 21, 2013 9:49 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 342801
Re: Been way too long
i got muntered with the Proclaimers last year. I asked if theyd stand next to each other and let me drink till i could only see one of them.... they laughed, told me to fuck off, then gave me an autographed CD and spelt my name wrong, saying "Ha! Now no fucker will believe you."
- Sun Apr 14, 2013 6:27 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 342801
Re: Been way too long
yeah i drink at the one in Boat Quay and the one in Little India. You in SEA?Spicy McHaggis wrote:Hey Realbundy, you drink at the backpackers hostel/bar in Boat Quay?? Are you visiting or live here??
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:15 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: there's that one movie...
- Replies: 12
- Views: 893
Re: there's that one movie...
i heard this joke and was able to use it in the pub too...
Two large ladies walk into a pub and start talking in Welsh accents
"hello there, are you two birds from Scotland?"
"Its Wales, dickhead."
"Oh, I am sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"
Two large ladies walk into a pub and start talking in Welsh accents
"hello there, are you two birds from Scotland?"
"Its Wales, dickhead."
"Oh, I am sorry. Are you two whales from Scotland?"
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 6:09 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Nearly stole an Ambulance
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1885
Nearly stole an Ambulance
kind of a boring story.... i got in, started the engine, thought "Ok, THIS is particularly out of order. Probably not as funny as I think its going to be..... Lets leave it." So I turned the engine off, hopped out and re-entered the pub. And yesterday i rode a kiddie ride at universal studios. not t...
- Sat Mar 30, 2013 6:27 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Throwing in my two penneth...
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1935
Re: Throwing in my two penneth...
Mr. Viking wrote:everyone likes to complain, but yes, probably should say thanks more often. Since when have you ever heard a bouncer applauded, mind?
a pair of bouncers walked past my local the other day and i led the pub in a round of applause. i mean they had to be at least 36 DD.....
- Fri Mar 29, 2013 8:53 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 342801
Re: Been way too long
absolutely. they have jam sessions on sundays now that are awesome.
Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade your cock up someones arse.
Whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade your cock up someones arse.
- Sat Feb 14, 2009 11:20 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Drunk dial Thread
- Replies: 1296
- Views: 204946
Re: Drunk dial Thread
wish you could have called me...Gin McGuinness wrote:two more horuws and I'll ge outta hcamperscalx wrote:oh! sorry about that i'm in an iron fortress and there's no reception. 2 more hours until millertime for me.
- Tue Feb 10, 2009 8:21 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: With whom would you like to drink??
- Replies: 46
- Views: 1683
Re: With whom would you like to drink??
*AHEM* [points to self]Sonic Screwball wrote:ThirstyDrunk and PHONE