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by Jags
Wed Sep 21, 2011 2:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whisky Tops
Replies: 15
Views: 501

Re: Whisky Tops

Resident Asshole wrote:I suggest melting the top off with hydrochloric acid. This imparts a sweetness which you will not soon forget.

Don't be silly! Hydrochloric acid only affects organic material, not glass.
by Jags
Tue Sep 20, 2011 2:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whisky Tops
Replies: 15
Views: 501

Re: Whisky Tops

Open it with a machete like the champagne sommeliers do. Just be careful of the edges while chugging. You forgot to ask how much is too much in one day.
by Jags
Thu Sep 15, 2011 9:39 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The view from nowhere-Jim Atkinson
Replies: 3
Views: 303

Re: The view from nowhere-Jim Atkinson

It that no-where, or now-here?
by Jags
Thu Sep 01, 2011 12:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Guy Walks Into A Bar..
Replies: 9
Views: 268

Re: A Guy Walks Into A Bar..

with a frog in his pocket. He takes the frog out and sits it on the bar. A woman sitting at the bar says, "Hey buddy, what's the frog for?". He replies, "That frog eats pussy, would you like to try it?". She's like, "I don't think so.". Couple of hours go by and she slurs, "hey buddy, I wanna try yo...
by Jags
Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:29 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Rumplebutt
Replies: 5
Views: 1536

Re: Rumplebutt

Sounds like a recipe for diabetes.
by Jags
Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ex's
Replies: 29
Views: 803

Re: Ex's

. Any psychoanalysts on this board???? Right here. What you're experiencing is called "feelings." Not much is known about them other than that they are vastly inferior to "thoughts." I'm going to prescribe you alcohol as needed until the symptoms subside, or you no longer care. Thank you for remind...
by Jags
Sun Aug 28, 2011 9:25 am
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Maryland Microbrewery Festival, Sept 24 Union Mills MD.
Replies: 2
Views: 1993

Re: Maryland Microbrewery Festival, Sept 24 Union Mills MD.

Would love to go to this but without a chauffeured buss with a bathroom the hour and 45 minute drive would be full of stops by the side of the road.
by Jags
Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How to prep for a whisky tasting?
Replies: 16
Views: 729

Re: How to prep for a whisky tasting?

I would say it's like taking a breathalyzer. Wait 20 minutes before tasting after food or beverage other than alcohol including brushing teeth. If you're tasting multiple whiskey's maybe use coffee to clear your palate the same as sniffing coffee to clear your nose when testing perfumes. This will a...
by Jags
Thu Aug 25, 2011 3:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anyone else here also on reddit?
Replies: 15
Views: 758

Re: Anyone else here also on reddit?

Read a few posts there and seems like people with real problems, not drunkards. I'll stick with my tried and true. Love you guys!!
by Jags
Sat Aug 20, 2011 4:45 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Rural Imbiber
Replies: 33
Views: 3961

Re: The Rural Imbiber

Wingman wrote:
Jesus wrote: I have a very dry sense of humor that doesn't always convey in the written word.
Ouch! Out of everyone I thought you would at least have my back.
by Jags
Fri Aug 19, 2011 5:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: a riddle
Replies: 20
Views: 558

Re: a riddle

Judging by the times when my wife is on a diet and only drinks once every week or two I would "guess" that they just bitch about how much their life sucks. She's a much happier person when she drinks every day and it's not like she's fat or anything.
by Jags
Fri Aug 19, 2011 4:54 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Rural Imbiber
Replies: 33
Views: 3961

Re: The Rural Imbiber

It disheartens me to find out you are a bible thumper. Your writing was exciting me until you had to bring up religion. You're going to have to brief me on how this could be derived from my little rant, as I am and always have been a stalwart atheist. Feel free to be excited. hilarious. All you sai...
by Jags
Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:48 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Rural Imbiber
Replies: 33
Views: 3961

Re: The Rural Imbiber

It disheartens me to find out you are a bible thumper. Your writing was exciting me until you had to bring up religion.

Do you know why Jesus quit eating M&Ms?

[point at palm]

Because they kept falling through the hole.
by Jags
Sun Aug 14, 2011 5:21 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Party leftovers
Replies: 12
Views: 1250

Re: Party leftovers

Wingman wrote:shame, schmame. whatta you gonna do, throw it out?

Na, I just wash them with some bleach.
by Jags
Sat Aug 13, 2011 7:22 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Party leftovers
Replies: 12
Views: 1250

Re: Party leftovers

I've had to choke down leftover blueberry smirnoff coolers when my keg kicked so I feel your pain. Of course admitting it is like pulling down your pants and showing your skid mark to a first date....