Mayhem wrote:I've heard of pissing in the refrigerator before.

Guilty...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8 Catchy 70's pop music...oh well. Not everybody can have Led Zepplin. Terrible. I was a kid and told my parents I was interested in "classical music" They got me a London Symphony Orchestra album with that song along with teh Godfather Love Theme and severa...

Broker's whiskey. $11 a handle- but for some reason i prefer the sophistication of the plastic pints, just tips well and fits right in my pocket. That's the well stuff at my hangout...so I'm with you. A double of that with a PBR back is a very common order for me...so common that it's usually waiti...

Mr Boozificator wrote:A bartender who doesn't drink to get drunk is someone who hates his job.

True statement.

Some of the best drinkers I've ever personally known are bartenders. Of course I know some bartenders who chair AA meetings as well...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_P-v1BVQn8

Catchy 70's pop music...oh well. Not everybody can have Led Zepplin.

Howdy...I've been off in lala land for awhile so now I'm back around I'll have a nice 3 fingers high of WT101...

I don't care who you are, this is just an awesome story...

more bacon ingenuity...would you want one? http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon. WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, ...

Mayhem wrote:

Grace O'Malley wrote:Personally, I'm waiting for 4/20.

Hippie.

Awww come on Mayhem, she IS from Oregon...I'll stand by ya Grace!

felinamojokitty wrote:happy birthday bluespook

many happy returns..and no audits

;)

You're giving me the shivers Felina...

Happy B-day Bluespook!

Liz, call me girl... I need one of those stickers and you're just the gal I want to earn it with! The funny thing is I have a good buddy who does an ass load of bike racing you know, the road racing kind. anyway, he's out on a day ride training out in the country here in Oregon and he takes a rest ...

peetie44 wrote:

Sleestack wrote:
Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

Or opening a window and fucking the world.

LOL! I like that one Peetie!

Yeah or like dipping your dick in a glass of warm water. I'm hung like a doorbell I can admit it. Megan Fox isn't the type that would normally be too high on my celebrity top ten list but I think it's really cute how bitchy she looks. I wouldn't last thirty seconds. This is true...but like you say,...

waahoohah wrote:Sorry, I have to do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc

See, I was having a hard time earlier explaining to the Goat what a narwhal actually is.

This sir, has made my day...Well played!

peetie44 wrote:

Chimneyfish wrote:

Rooster wrote:In Megan Fox's vagina.

I don't like crowded bars.

There'll always be plenty of room for you in that vay-jay, Cf.

(sorry, my brother...but you set that one up like a Lebron breakaway)

Yeah, I'm thinking it's kind of like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.