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- Fri Feb 05, 2010 9:52 pm
- Forum: My Favorite Bar
- Topic: Stand Up Franks, Irv's, etc in Minneapolis
- Replies: 4
- Views: 4268
Re: Stand Up Franks, Irv's, etc in Minneapolis
I've been getting shitfaced st The Spring Street Bar and Grill for cheap the past few years. It took a while, but I got to know enough of the bartenders, so they ain't afraid to pour them stro ng, and I usually spend less than $30 catching a jag. Doesn't work with all the bartenders, but when the ri...
- Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:18 pm
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: Not throwing up
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2561
Re: Not throwing up
Puke and rally. It's the only honorable thing to do, even if you can only choke down one more beer. It shows mettle.
- Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:15 pm
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: Shot Thread
- Replies: 3878
- Views: 402732
Re: Shot Thread
Gallons of High Life.
Do your part for the American working class. Drink union.
Do your part for the American working class. Drink union.
- Wed Apr 30, 2008 6:49 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: How did you come about your user name?
- Replies: 117
- Views: 4980
Re: How did you come about your user name?
Because I'm usually so damn drunk, I can only stand there with my mouth agape, in wonderment of the feeling booze gives me.
- Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:09 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Nicest Thing Someone Has Done For You While You Were Drunk
- Replies: 33
- Views: 9769
Re: Nicest Thing Someone Has Done For You While You Were Drunk
A cop once discovered me staggering home from the local, weaving into the street. He picked me up, ran my ID, saw my two prior DWI's, and thanked me for walking. Then he gave me a ride home. Coolest cop ever. He was a Minneapolis cop, so I figure he was out fighting real crime, unlike the suburban d...
- Thu Apr 03, 2008 8:03 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Arrested First Time, Court Advice Please
- Replies: 19
- Views: 5590
Re: Arrested First Time, Court Advice Please
You'll probably be out a little money, and maybe a CD evaluation. It's not worth fretting, you may show up to court and the arresting officer might say fuck it, and not show up. If you have connections, find out what day the cop has off and try to re-schedule the court-date for that date. He may not...
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:06 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but here's my theory
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1756
Re: Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but here's my theory
[quote="bluebottle"][quote="Slackjawd"]Funny how when the discussion turns to the Natives, everyone was best friends with one. I, for one, have no Native American friends, but I was sucker-punched on the Blackfoot Indian Reservation while in a bar, once. I stood accused of stealing this guy's land. ...
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:26 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Sound Familiar?
- Replies: 3
- Views: 421
Re: Sound Familiar?
Replace "wife and kids" with "job." Bingo.
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:42 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Does it have to be this way?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 1242
Does it have to be this way?
I'm in the process of rotating/reorganizing/streamlining stock in my liquor cabinet. I've managed to drain the amaretto, kahlua, plata, and numerous brands of $7 vodkas, all with minimal mixers, as my fridge only has beer, cranberry juice, and some rotting broccolli in it, but I have a major endeavo...
- Fri Mar 28, 2008 12:40 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but here's my theory
- Replies: 29
- Views: 1756
Re: Okay, maybe I'm crazy, but here's my theory
Funny how when the discussion turns to the Natives, everyone was best friends with one. I, for one, have no Native American friends, but I was sucker-punched on the Blackfoot Indian Reservation while in a bar, once. I stood accused of stealing this guy's land. Problem was, I was in Montana, I was fr...
- Thu Mar 27, 2008 10:33 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: officially broke up
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2180
Re: officially broke up
I hate to be a hard-on about this, but what about the ex? Is he okay? It seems perfectly clear that liz will walk again, but the ex, man........is he going to weather the storm? (somebody once told me that you're supposed to be supportive of both sides in a breakup. I called bullshit, but seeing tha...
- Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:37 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: A convenient solution to a disturbing problem...
- Replies: 23
- Views: 7406
Re: A convenient solution to a disturbing problem...
Vegas Airport circa 2004. Blackout drunk, barely made it past security to the concourse. Went in the john, stepped up to the urinal and pissed. Unfortunately, I didn't unzip my fly, pissed myself standing upright at the urinal. Needless to say, I wasn't let on my flight, had to catch a redeye home, ...
- Wed Mar 26, 2008 10:52 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Good comedy to drink to?
- Replies: 60
- Views: 3985
Re: Good comedy to drink to?
I offer up the Jackass movies. Dipshits making money off of things we do drunk, for free. Zoolander was a hoot, and try the 2nd Rambo movie. With Rambo, drink as follows Kill with knife=5 drinks Kill with Bow and Arrow= 4 drinks Kill with incendiary device= 3 drinks Kill with guns/ammo=2 drinks Take...
- Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:17 pm
- Forum: Soused Cooking
- Topic: Best thing to eat while drunk?
- Replies: 47
- Views: 8564
Re: Best thing to eat while drunk?
White Castle.
'Nuff said.
'Nuff said.
- Wed Mar 12, 2008 7:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Poor and happy, or middle class and insane?
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1457
Re: Poor and happy, or middle class and insane?
Piss on the cash. If you're not starving and your gut stays full of booze, you're doing all that's expected of you. Time and a half ain't all it's cracked up to be if it's affecting your chi.