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by lmr5150
Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Fuck! That's not good
Replies: 18
Views: 341

Re: Fuck! That's not good

My favorite bar is 20 feet from where I sleep and it closes when I die.
by lmr5150
Thu Nov 26, 2009 12:37 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Funny drinking stories
Replies: 8
Views: 2757

Re: Funny drinking stories

All of my drinking stories (even the ones I don't remember) are great. I don't need a jackass webmaster to tell me about the greatness that I already lived.
by lmr5150
Sat Nov 14, 2009 3:18 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The After Party
Replies: 5
Views: 1310

Re: The After Party

Jelmo wrote:After the party they learned proper spelling and readable writing. Piss off with your spam!
My thoughts, exactley.
by lmr5150
Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:41 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Rolling down a hill.
Replies: 6
Views: 1453

Re: Rolling down a hill.

Extentuating circumstances surrounding the punch line of this event may or may not be interesting to the reader but I feel a few will help to set the scene. It was late spring in Boise and I had recently been dumped by my girlfriend, and drinking partner, after a booze soaked ballyhoo and Bukowski ...
by lmr5150
Mon Aug 24, 2009 8:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: MAD MEX
Replies: 9
Views: 2547

Re: MAD MEX

You nailed it. Tequila is an enemy lurking in the weeds. At more than one concert, my gal and I have happily consumed margaritas and tequila shots with no clear impact. One hour later, we go from normal humans to Forest Gump in 2.5 minutes. Rum, vodka, gin, and scotch give you fair warning. Tequila ...
by lmr5150
Wed Aug 19, 2009 12:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anal Beer Bongs, Vodka Tampons & Other Ways to Hide Hooch!
Replies: 40
Views: 5139

Re: Anal Beer Bongs, Vodka Tampons & Other Ways to Hide Hooch!

APOCOLYPTIC TRENDS IN THE MAKING!!! man the lifeboats!! ********ground those chilluns!!!*********we are seeing the first stages of HELL!!!! AHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!! *reality check* kids hide and seek shit no matter what sign of the times..I blame Britney!! and Snoop Dogg and Kool-Aid Man......
by lmr5150
Wed Aug 12, 2009 6:08 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Alcohol in the Brain
Replies: 11
Views: 4150

Re: Alcohol in the Brain

TS, You should be peddaling your wares to the millions of morbidly obese for which food is a far more lethal and addictive drug than alcohol could ever hope to be. Compare the numbers and get back to me. I'll wait. If you're put off by the obese, try the billions that plop down in front of a televi...
by lmr5150
Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:58 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Offensive bar jokes
Replies: 153
Views: 87225

Re: Offensive bar jokes

What were Michael Jackson's last word to the paramedic?







Take me to the children's hospital.
by lmr5150
Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:48 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: MAD MEX
Replies: 9
Views: 2547

Re: MAD MEX

The bassett that stood on me died this year.

But as a MDM fan, this dog drank beer out of the bowl. See you on the otherside, big guy.
by lmr5150
Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk dial Thread
Replies: 1190
Views: 154554

Re: Drunk dial Thread

Nothing is more fun than waking up the next day and running to your computer to delete all of the stupid stuff that you wrote drunk on Facebook. Why did I make my mom a friend? Fuck!
by lmr5150
Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:31 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Bundy's Last Stand
Replies: 2
Views: 999

Re: Bundy's Last Stand

I was hoping for a "Married with Children" thread. Oh well . . . .
by lmr5150
Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:29 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Lost Weekend by Charles R. Jackson - a review
Replies: 18
Views: 6008

Re: The Lost Weekend by Charles R. Jackson - a review

I've seen the film, but I've not read the book. I dig all the inventive places that he comes up with to hide his hooch, such as suspending a bottle of rye from a string hanging out of a closed window. As far as it being an anti-alcohol movie, it definitely has that bent to it. However, it's anti-al...
by lmr5150
Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:24 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Zakk Wylde is fun to drink with/arrogant barstaff, fuck off
Replies: 29
Views: 5474

Re: Zakk Wylde is fun to drink with/arrogant barstaff, fuck off

Great story. Rejoice in the fact that you had the opportunity to drink with a guitar legend. I would love to have a drink with Eddie Van Halen, but he is undrunk and a prick. No soup for me.
by lmr5150
Sat May 16, 2009 8:20 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Last night, I tried to eat my cat...
Replies: 35
Views: 8721

Re: Last night, I tried to eat my cat...

If your intoxication leads you to killing animals: 1) you can't hold your mud; 2) you are a serial killer in waiting; 3) if you continue, enjoy your life of getting ass-raped undrunk in jail.

A dope like me can drink twice as much as you and not even think of killing an animal for sport.
by lmr5150
Sat Mar 28, 2009 12:17 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Lost Weekend by Charles R. Jackson - a review
Replies: 18
Views: 6008

Re: The Lost Weekend by Charles R. Jackson - a review

Best line from Lost Weekend: "One drink is too many. And one hundred is not enough." Great movie.