My favorite bar is 20 feet from where I sleep and it closes when I die.

All of my drinking stories (even the ones I don't remember) are great. I don't need a jackass webmaster to tell me about the greatness that I already lived.

Jelmo wrote:After the party they learned proper spelling and readable writing. Piss off with your spam!

My thoughts, exactley.

Extentuating circumstances surrounding the punch line of this event may or may not be interesting to the reader but I feel a few will help to set the scene. It was late spring in Boise and I had recently been dumped by my girlfriend, and drinking partner, after a booze soaked ballyhoo and Bukowski ...

You nailed it. Tequila is an enemy lurking in the weeds. At more than one concert, my gal and I have happily consumed margaritas and tequila shots with no clear impact. One hour later, we go from normal humans to Forest Gump in 2.5 minutes. Rum, vodka, gin, and scotch give you fair warning. Tequila ...

APOCOLYPTIC TRENDS IN THE MAKING!!! man the lifeboats!! ********ground those chilluns!!!*********we are seeing the first stages of HELL!!!! AHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH!! *reality check* kids hide and seek shit no matter what sign of the times..I blame Britney!! and Snoop Dogg and Kool-Aid Man......

TS, You should be peddaling your wares to the millions of morbidly obese for which food is a far more lethal and addictive drug than alcohol could ever hope to be. Compare the numbers and get back to me. I'll wait. If you're put off by the obese, try the billions that plop down in front of a televi...

What were Michael Jackson's last word to the paramedic?







Take me to the children's hospital.

The bassett that stood on me died this year.

But as a MDM fan, this dog drank beer out of the bowl. See you on the otherside, big guy.

Nothing is more fun than waking up the next day and running to your computer to delete all of the stupid stuff that you wrote drunk on Facebook. Why did I make my mom a friend? Fuck!

I was hoping for a "Married with Children" thread. Oh well . . . .

I've seen the film, but I've not read the book. I dig all the inventive places that he comes up with to hide his hooch, such as suspending a bottle of rye from a string hanging out of a closed window. As far as it being an anti-alcohol movie, it definitely has that bent to it. However, it's anti-al...

Great story. Rejoice in the fact that you had the opportunity to drink with a guitar legend. I would love to have a drink with Eddie Van Halen, but he is undrunk and a prick. No soup for me.

If your intoxication leads you to killing animals: 1) you can't hold your mud; 2) you are a serial killer in waiting; 3) if you continue, enjoy your life of getting ass-raped undrunk in jail.

A dope like me can drink twice as much as you and not even think of killing an animal for sport.

Best line from Lost Weekend: "One drink is too many. And one hundred is not enough." Great movie.