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by Nausea
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:19 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 801
Views: 13378

Re: Shit we hate:

When the first 200ml does nothing to you anymore. Am I made of money? No, no I am not.
by Nausea
Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 361
Views: 10281

Re: The Hole

I heard that Dear Booze still sucks on his binky, even when he's not wearing a diaper.
by Nausea
Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 830
Views: 21448

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

A hard day at work calls for hard sippage at home. Just me and more than enough KD to get the job done.

What a relief this first bottle has been. And the other ones will deliver the punch needed to seal the night.
by Nausea
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:22 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Friday night jail
Replies: 9
Views: 133

Re: Friday night jail

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:20 am
Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
That does suck not being able to call the phone sex lines from jail.
I know. How am I going to pay my rent without my jail clientele?
by Nausea
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Friday night jail
Replies: 9
Views: 133

Re: Friday night jail

Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
by Nausea
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: little known facts about Oettinger
Replies: 425
Views: 13166

Re: little known facts about Oettinger

Wow that looks terrible. It reminds me of the scene in Star Wars where Luke slices open that animal-llama-thingy to sleep inside for warmth.
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 8993
Views: 518936

Re: Whatcha listening to?

by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 178
Views: 6743

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

The crusty fabric in the nether regions of Rosie O'Donnell's yoga pants after a sweaty workout session with Richard Simmons. While being tickled by Mike Tyson. That is the most demented thing I've heard all week. May you be forced to repeatedly sniff the President's tighty whiteys after a long, swe...
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 183
Views: 10063

Re: YKYDW....

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 2:35 pm

Dude, I have no idea. But very trusting of you to open that up on your Chromebook serial # 858093885808238919383.30318933.3383013983


(Just busting balls here Nausea LMFAO)
The link did seem kind of sketchy, but I fuggured you wouldn't try to h4x0r me.
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 178
Views: 6743

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

The crusty fabric in the nether regions of Rosie O'Donnell's yoga pants after a sweaty workout session with Richard Simmons.

While being tickled by Mike Tyson.
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Thinking of buying this little toy.
Replies: 14
Views: 144

Re: Thinking of buying this little toy.

The first pic makes it look like something out of Reanimator -- an apparatus for resurrecting the dead with potent chemical concoctions.

Tread carefully.
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:24 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?
Replies: 24
Views: 250

Re: How do you apply or be chosen as Drunkard of the Month?

I nominate Buttfellow, for his seminal work on Malortian economics.
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 183
Views: 10063

Re: YKYDW....

mistah willies wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 1:44 am
And it's still time for another one
Haha. What is your obsession with this video?
by Nausea
Sat Apr 13, 2019 8:25 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 486
Views: 12259

Re: Shit we love:

Slaying hangovers with caffeine
by Nausea
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:29 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 801
Views: 13378

Re: Shit we hate:

buzzsaw wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:26 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:24 pm
buzzsaw wrote:
Fri Apr 12, 2019 3:15 pm
Or MR FAT FUCK out6 of context i'd bet
BUT WHO IS THE FATTEST FUCK OF THEM ALL???
An ugly. nauseouse, no named, fuckery that's who!!!
DRINK YOU BASTARD, DRINK!! SHOTS @ 1,2,3, GO.