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by Nausea
Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:03 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Three Cocktails you can mix
Replies: 5
Views: 6167

Re: Three Cocktails you can mix

dotparsley wrote:
Mon Mar 18, 2024 3:17 am
GOOD MIX
MAKE ME SUM DAT GOOD MIX, dotparsley USA. Thanks in advance. You're the best.
by Nausea
Mon Mar 18, 2024 10:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1028
Views: 667781

Re: Random shit

"As you stroke, it strokes."

SOLD!
by Nausea
Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:30 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Replacing girls with squirrels
Replies: 31
Views: 3043

Re: Replacing girls with squirrels

scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:29 pm
Samhain - Human Pony Squirrel
Them's be some bored motherfuckers. Have they ever heard of booze?
by Nausea
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 166
Views: 75171

Re: Skype Sequiturs

"Tampons are like vampire candy." -- DrunkInEurope
by Nausea
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Skype Sequiturs
Replies: 166
Views: 75171

Re: Skype Sequiturs

"There were like a million dykes in line for the multi-bi-sexual bathroom." -- Oett
by Nausea
Tue Mar 12, 2024 4:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276903

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Double Grazing Clouds, New England DIPA.
by Nausea
Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276903

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Trying a new brewery out here in Durango: Anarchy Brewing. There aren’t many in town, and I’m not sure why it’s taken this long, but here goes. Ordered a Triple IPA and got a Belgian Tripel. Easy mistake to make. Told the bartender and he offered me the next one for free, but I am not a cheap bastar...
by Nausea
Thu Mar 07, 2024 6:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 1094
Views: 247592

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Welcome, Hack.

Don't hack my laptop. My passwords are saved in a plain text file.

New drunk buys, so I'll take a Caol Ila 12, but make it taste like the first time. Cheers.
by Nausea
Tue Mar 05, 2024 4:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276903

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Malibu Laurie wrote:
Tue Mar 05, 2024 12:58 pm
with my husband
Is that your husband in your signature? I could kick his ass.
by Nausea
Mon Mar 04, 2024 11:57 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: The shrimp vodka
Replies: 6
Views: 4611

Re: The shrimp vodka

deniolps wrote:
Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:16 pm
Agsursuroak met iti Spanish, ania a level ti pagadalanmo?
Huh? Slurgiggliban oeutti canabara?
by Nausea
Sat Mar 02, 2024 12:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1819
Views: 223951

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 02, 2024 7:39 am
Anyone remember how I got this bloody scratch on my bald forehead last night? Did I run into something?
You were trying to show us how you autofellate.
by Nausea
Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:29 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 1738
Views: 921880

Re: Shit we hate:

AI music videos, especially ones with shit warping constantly. Lazy and lame.
by Nausea
Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:51 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 10893
Views: 1245958

Re: Whatcha listening to?

scream ale wrote:
Tue Feb 27, 2024 4:38 pm
Did you ever end up checking out the older Swans stuff? I keep trying with the newer stuff although I haven't listened to the last thing they released yet.
Oops, yeah I totally posted that song already. Still need to do a deep dive.
by Nausea
Wed Feb 28, 2024 4:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12316
Views: 1276903

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Had shot of Malört at a bar in Austin, TX yesterday. First time I've seen it in the wild.

It was terrible, but I expected worse. It had the unique quality of coating your entire mouth with its awfulness, like a glaze.
by Nausea
Sat Feb 24, 2024 2:18 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 87564

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

The Devil's menu is your choice of one of those burgers, paired with a nice bottle of Malört, which you have to finish unless you want to get raped by flames.

Hey, it could be worse (like having to look at Oettinger naked for eternity).