canadian...but its close enough for fucking

I blame my hat....

I am not a pervert!!! Wait...yes I am....and I constantly think that and its only happened like 15 times....

and mental images suck...

I like the way you think...

and Judge wins...

quite succinct

chris put it correctly

there are no boundaries where a bender is concerned....hell...losing a job because of a bender is expected...

did someone say chili?

fuck I'd love some chili....

yes....

I've drank with rugby players....and I think they play only for the after parties...I showed 'em what for once or wtice...then they killed my liver

fuckers...killed it dead....never challenge an aussie and an irishman to a drinking contest....I won...but it fucking hurt...

god damned swiss...

ok...forever knight was kinda cool

everything else sucked...

well..yer fecked...I can't even understad myselt anymore...

yes yo did...and we don't care....continue