Well, we all know heavy drinking isn't going to be exactly completely healthy, but we do it anyways. Still, it's important to note the health risks; you might have liver damage, check with your doctor.

Only problem I see is that your stepdad went blabbing to your mother that you were drunk and puking as a result. Sounds like a pussy to me; no offense intended though. Sounds like something a little sister would do; was he trying to embarrass you in front of your mom? he's already married her. =P s...

steved2112 wrote:And you're still throwing up?

?????????????????

that was 3 years ago???

i've only thrown up twice while drunk.... and the second time was because i drank too much water too quickly,.

that was 3 years ago btw

I was drinking and my friend calls me, wanting me to hang out. I told him I'm incredibly drunk and I shouldn't hang out. He doesn't believe me and thinks I'm probably drunk and not super drunk.... it was a bad idea because i get to his apartment after he picks me up and they realize just how drunk i...

Update: I got off with a bunch of suspended fines, a suspended day in jail, and 200$ up front plus 15 hours of community service. Woo, at least I didn't have to go to a drinking class. I think they should only have charged me 100$ because when the cop yelled at me I stopped mid stream, so I didn't ...

Update: I got off with a bunch of suspended fines, a suspended day in jail, and 200$ up front plus 15 hours of community service. Woo, at least I didn't have to go to a drinking class. I think they should only have charged me 100$ because when the cop yelled at me I stopped mid stream, so I didn't ...

Did you get busted by real cops or campus hacks? Real cops who were on campus. Which sucks doubly hard because now I have to go to district court as well as a hearing on campus. Remember that the both the courts and uni exist to make money.... oof of you. Don't admit to any crimes and maybe consult...

GetDrunkStayDrunk wrote:If you're drunk you won't care about what you smell like. Problem solved.

You're a fucking sage, man. I'd hi-five you if i could.

One of the worst hangovers I've had was 6 beers before 6 shots of whisky. So maybe. Granted, my dad was pissed I drank all the beer in one night (camping), but I also think he thought it was funny I drank so much during the hour where it was "over 40 time" on the boat they had. I still remember that...

I'm poor at the moment, so I've been drinking smirnoff the past few days. $11 a fifth isn't too bad and its basically $5.50 a night of happiness for two days lol,.

Windows XP: Miller Lite --> Generic O/S and kind of shitty. Slackware Linux: Everclear --> Basic Linux with no frills. No dependency checking for software packages. Mandrive Linux: Mike's Hard Lemonade --> It's kind of girly. FreeBSD: Absinthe --> Logo is a devil/daemon Ubuntu Linux: Malibu --> Coco...

Windows XP: Miller Lite
Slackware Linux: Everclear
Mandrive Linux: Mike's Hard Lemonade
FreeBSD: Absinthe
Ubuntu Linux: Malibu
GNU/HURD: Moonshine
OpenBSD: Jaegerbombs
Windows Vista: Listerine

scumbag wrote:I miss the dangerous aspect of acquiring alcohol. Welcome to adulthood. Now get a job and have a bunch of kids.

Yeah, but finding a hot woman who knows when to keep her mouth shut is rather hard nowadays :(

every time i look back at my drunk posts i just say, what the fuck.

we've all been there.