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by the green fairy
Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:06 pm
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: When Ex's Invade
Replies: 27
Views: 6792

Re: When Ex's Invade

I worked at a bar, dated a guy that came in, then we broke up. He had been coming to the bar before I worked there, but I still see it as my bar because it was my source of employment. That and all the bartenders were on my side when he showed up loaded with another girl about a week after we'd brok...
by the green fairy
Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Well it's officially my favorite day of the week to drink...
Replies: 58
Views: 2000

Re: Well it's officially my favorite day of the week to drink...

what did the egg say to the boiling water?


it'll take me a second to get hard, i just got laid.


sorry, bad joke, i know
it was told to me by a homeless man tonight.
he also told me i'm not nice like jesus, cause i wouldn't give him a cigarette.
apparently jesus would have shared
by the green fairy
Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:24 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Who has gotten free booze and how?
Replies: 72
Views: 2774

Re: Who has gotten free booze and how?

boobies

they usually work

that and intelligent conversation
by the green fairy
Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Well it's officially my favorite day of the week to drink...
Replies: 58
Views: 2000

Re: Well it's officially my favorite day of the week to drink...

i work at a bar on sunday nights. it's one of my favourite shifts
although i probably tend to get a lot more weirdos in on that night i also get a ton of regulars.
i really like the feeling of people trying to grasp desperately at the last threads of their weekends
by the green fairy
Sat Jun 21, 2008 10:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bars on visible T.V. or Movies...
Replies: 14
Views: 713

Re: Bars on visible T.V. or Movies...

That 70's show features a home bar every now and then.
And Kitty's "closet alcoholism" is probably my favourite thing about the show
by the green fairy
Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i am chasing my vodka with freezies
Replies: 15
Views: 639

Re: i am chasing my vodka with freezies

the green fairy wrote:
thanks. it's just seemed like a good idea at the time and tasted good
oh yeah, that's what she said...witty, maybe...mature? whatever
by the green fairy
Thu Jun 19, 2008 7:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i am chasing my vodka with freezies
Replies: 15
Views: 639

Re: i am chasing my vodka with freezies

gerald_weigel wrote:And I violate my kids' Kool-aid withthe everclear, all the while screaming "OH YEA!"


you got nothing to worry about
thanks. it's just seemed like a good idea at the time and tasted good
by the green fairy
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i am chasing my vodka with freezies
Replies: 15
Views: 639

Re: i am chasing my vodka with freezies

seriously? you don't know what a freezie is?
it's like a popsicle i guess, in plastic wrapping. with no stick.
maybe they're canadian? i have no idea.
by the green fairy
Thu Jun 19, 2008 6:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i am chasing my vodka with freezies
Replies: 15
Views: 639

i am chasing my vodka with freezies

should i be worried about myself?
by the green fairy
Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Clash of the Tightest Redux
Replies: 87
Views: 3170

Re: Clash of the Tightest Redux

i take back y gordon lightfoot nomination. he's not dead...near it, but not quite.
i shouldn't wish that upon him.
but i still love him
by the green fairy
Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Clash of the Tightest Redux
Replies: 87
Views: 3170

Re: Clash of the Tightest Redux

i'll second the bon scott and dimebag, and add Gordon Lightfoot. Beautiful poetry and music, but very much a drunkard. quiet, unassuming, yet drunk
by the green fairy
Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:20 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Canada, Toronto. Where to buy whiskey?
Replies: 16
Views: 942

Re: Canada, Toronto. Where to buy whiskey?

the lcbo has an awesome selection of whiskeys and such. i know they carry makers for about 45 bucks, i think that's the price.
it's all on the website. and the website is awesome cause i believe it will tell you which stores stock which alcohols
by the green fairy
Mon Jun 16, 2008 12:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I miss Hunter S. Thompson
Replies: 12
Views: 504

Re: I miss Hunter S. Thompson

i read that article too...the john carter cash one was a good one too
by the green fairy
Tue Jun 10, 2008 12:13 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: SoCo sub and such
Replies: 5
Views: 1341

Re: SoCo sub and such

SoCo and Arizona Iced Tea...it tastes like rocket candy
by the green fairy
Sat Jun 07, 2008 7:27 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Beer in the shower
Replies: 26
Views: 2458

Re: Beer in the shower

mixed drinks are a little trickier, cause they get water in them more easy.
i guess that's why you said make it strong.
hah.
i make drinks strong anyways.
measuring is for pussies...
and bartenders