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by KaosDad
Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Shrimp Festival
Replies: 7
Views: 342

Re: The Shrimp Festival

Any event that has "<food> Festival " in the title is gonna be freaking awesome. Especially if the <food> is some sort of beef, pork, poulty, shellfish or seafood.
by KaosDad
Sun Oct 05, 2008 6:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Getting labels off the bottles
Replies: 34
Views: 1222

Re: Getting labels off the bottles

Of course you could also save up for a decent Aloha shirt. Only two kinds of guys wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay guys, and big fat party animals Fuck you. "Hawaiian shirts" (made properly) are amazigly comfortable and fashionable. The silk ones and the ones made of double spun poly will put one of your ...
by KaosDad
Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Crystal Head Vodka
Replies: 5
Views: 344

Re: Crystal Head Vodka

Nevermind! Just ordered two bottles from California!
by KaosDad
Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Crystal Head Vodka
Replies: 5
Views: 344

Crystal Head Vodka

http://crystalheadvodka.com/

Personally - I think it's an elaborate joke. However I have read several "articles" claiming to have tried it.

Opinions?
by KaosDad
Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Why such a serious hangover all of a sudden?
Replies: 26
Views: 1056

Re: Why such a serious hangover all of a sudden?

Started/quit any new meds?
Started/quit exercising?

Try this - once you're "done" for the night - quaff a large cup of cold seltzer water. See if that helps.
by KaosDad
Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: GOT MILK? UDDER CHAOS!
Replies: 24
Views: 818

Re: GOT MILK? UDDER CHAOS!

Damned Furries!
by KaosDad
Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:08 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail
Replies: 9
Views: 1815

Re: My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail

Nah - cat puke's got chunks in it.

It looks more like something I saw in pr0n movie once.
by KaosDad
Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:38 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail
Replies: 9
Views: 1815

Re: My Attempt at Drink Creation: Epic Fail

I liked the pictures, too, especially of the cat, and the french doors in your room are cool. Do you live in an apartment or a house? Daphne (I have a cat named Daphne) I did not see your post - sorry! I live in ahouse - the bar's in the basement. Sadly the french doors are fake - only the left sid...
by KaosDad
Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Grace O'Malley & Smatter Noguts!
Replies: 10
Views: 347

Re: Happy Birthday, Grace O'Malley & Smatter Noguts!

Hippo Bridies Two Ewes!
by KaosDad
Wed Oct 01, 2008 8:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: My Abduction, Captivity, and Escape
Replies: 29
Views: 1088

Re: My Abduction, Captivity, and Escape

A friend will come & bail you out of jail.

A good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying; "DAMN! That was FUN!"
by KaosDad
Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Recruit this woman!
Replies: 20
Views: 932

Recruit this woman!

Image

Or at least her t-shirt.
by KaosDad
Mon Sep 29, 2008 5:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: new
Replies: 29
Views: 1083

Re: new

Image

I'll have whatever you suggest.

No - not that. Put it back and zip up.
by KaosDad
Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:52 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drinking in public
Replies: 66
Views: 15191

Re: Drinking in public

In VA you can be arrested for "Appearing Drunk in Public." That's APPEARING. Your BAC can be zero and they stull write you up/haul you in.

(W00T! 500!)
by KaosDad
Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today's timeline
Replies: 17
Views: 893

Re: Today's timeline

12:30 A FUCKING M - get called by DataCenter, favorite client X has shot themselves in the foot AGAIN and are asking for escalation to engineers........ 12:45 PM - find out that the "CLASSIFIED document" that got "leaked" onto their system which caused the turmoil for the past five days is not "CLAS...