A Martini?

Any event that has "<food> Festival " in the title is gonna be freaking awesome. Especially if the <food> is some sort of beef, pork, poulty, shellfish or seafood.

Of course you could also save up for a decent Aloha shirt. Only two kinds of guys wear Hawaiian shirts: Gay guys, and big fat party animals Fuck you. "Hawaiian shirts" (made properly) are amazigly comfortable and fashionable. The silk ones and the ones made of double spun poly will put one of your ...

Nevermind! Just ordered two bottles from California!

http://crystalheadvodka.com/

Personally - I think it's an elaborate joke. However I have read several "articles" claiming to have tried it.

Opinions?

Started/quit any new meds?
Started/quit exercising?

Try this - once you're "done" for the night - quaff a large cup of cold seltzer water. See if that helps.

Damned Furries!

Nah - cat puke's got chunks in it.

It looks more like something I saw in pr0n movie once.

I liked the pictures, too, especially of the cat, and the french doors in your room are cool. Do you live in an apartment or a house? Daphne (I have a cat named Daphne) I did not see your post - sorry! I live in ahouse - the bar's in the basement. Sadly the french doors are fake - only the left sid...

Hippo Bridies Two Ewes!

A friend will come & bail you out of jail.

A good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying; "DAMN! That was FUN!"

Or at least her t-shirt.

I'll have whatever you suggest.

No - not that. Put it back and zip up.

In VA you can be arrested for "Appearing Drunk in Public." That's APPEARING. Your BAC can be zero and they stull write you up/haul you in.

(W00T! 500!)

12:30 A FUCKING M - get called by DataCenter, favorite client X has shot themselves in the foot AGAIN and are asking for escalation to engineers........ 12:45 PM - find out that the "CLASSIFIED document" that got "leaked" onto their system which caused the turmoil for the past five days is not "CLAS...