You sick bastard....

Malort - when you want to kick your mouth in the balls.

huh? wha?...... what did I miss...???? What’s on my mind......???? tonight as I work my way through a bottle of Jameson, it’s friends here from years ago. Some still here. Some have passed on to their great heavenly reward in the pub in the sky. New folk have wandered in and the beer is still cold h...

The same guy - Jason Ringenberg. Years ago it was Jason and the Scorchers. Warner Hodges was the lead guitarist. He’s now touring w/ Dan Baird [Georgia Satellites] and his band The Homemade Sin. Warner is a monster guitarist. We played on the same bill as Dan Baird and Warner in Miami a few years ag...

I’ve had the pleasure of drinking w/some of the finest folks on the planet b/c of this forum - Screwball, Gin McG, The Geese, Tony Mayhem, Thirsty Drunk, El Boozificator, NY Dingbat, Bluespook, Resident Asshole, Ivan, Smatter Noguts, and others. I can now add Mr and Mrs Patchez to the list. They mad...

I arrived w/ RA and his GF shortly before Goose cut his way out of his tent with a knife rather than simply unzipping, stepping out and joining us for beers in the bar. I vaguely recall a game of pool against Mama Goose where the loser had to run around the bar with their pants off. Luckily I won......

Thirsty- remember drinking in that shed during the MWI at Bluespooks? I think it was the 2nd day. We got up. Boozificator and I cooked breakfast on my camp stoves. We headed out to some guys property and he had a shed on some small lake? Memory is kinda hazy..... He made ice cubes by shooting large ...

Some sick twisted bastard sent me that during the old MDM Xmas Booze Exchange. I’ve chugged a lot of shit. Even chugged some merlot w/ our dear friend Thirsty. Well, truth be told he chugged about the whole bottle and left very little for me...... but that Malort shit is pure evil. I can’t think of ...

One of the best nights I can’t remember started w/ Tony in the Old Toad and ended w/ him in the Rochester ER and me in a heap on the floor of my hotel room. We took photos. There may have been karaoke. But the footage has never seen the light of day as his camera got lost at some point during the ev...

10 High.


Cheers you Magnificent Bastards.

Smatter - just a drunkard fisherman from north of you... Peetie - a barrister’s gotta do what a barristers gotta do. Patchez - I’ve been known to do a little picking and grinning. Badfellow - [cue Gene Gene the Dancing Machine] Thirsty - the only thing I’ve ever blocked you from was that 4th helping...

Hello kids. Sorry I haven’t been around much. been bit tied up. http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/s137/surrealmccoy_photos/mike_meyers.gif Good to see some of the regulars still carrying the grand old flag. Pouring them tall and wide tonight - Evan Williams - for those here and those that have head...

Searching now for photos from March visit to Austin. Drank quite a bit with Screwball and even spent a short bit of time with his better half. Magnificent folk. He'd give you the beer soaked, grease stained shirt off his back. Love that dude.

Do I need a reservation for tomorrow night? A camp chair or treet stump for one if its open. I'm bringing some merlot. I'm told it chugs well.

Cheers fuckers.

Badfellow wrote:

Surreal wrote:Can we all pause and appreciate the fact that Thirsty-D used the word “sanguinely” at 4:50-something in the am.

Yeah, but "abnormally large bunghole" is pretty much par for the course.

I thought he was referring to RIPT

Can we all pause and appreciate the fact that Thirsty-D used the word “sanguinely” at 4:50-something in the am.