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by Professor Roomie
Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:47 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Palinka?...
Replies: 180
Views: 107408

Palinka

I don't post much, so I just noticed Palinka is still a moderator. Guess I'm drinking for a reason today. Cheers to to a great friend, a kind and loyal person, and the best drinking companion anyone could ask for.
by Professor Roomie
Sun Mar 13, 2016 11:36 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Blackout Curtains
Replies: 4
Views: 995

Blackout Curtains

I work second shift, so I finally got around to installing blackout curtains yesterday. I then proceeded to get blackout drunk. No idea what time I passed out, but I slept until noon and found my pants in the living room. Apparently the curtains work.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 22, 2016 12:25 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Palinka RIP Jan 2016
Replies: 46
Views: 12945

Re: Palinka RIP Jan 2016

We have lost far too many of us, but this one has definitely hit me the hardest. Padraig was a great friend and an excellent drinking companion. He was a kind and generous person and a fellow of infinite jest. He will be greatly missed. Cheers, friend. I recall Padraig making Oggar and I sing this w...
by Professor Roomie
Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:50 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Palinka?...
Replies: 180
Views: 107408

Re: Palinka?...

I found this e-mail as I was getting ready for work. Padraig has always been a good friend, and I'm sure all of you are feeling as shitty as I am right now. I think I'll be doing shots of well vodka to him on my next day off.
by Professor Roomie
Sun Aug 31, 2014 1:32 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Polite Mode
Replies: 17
Views: 3298

Polite Mode

I ended my evening out having the first Brutal Hammer I've had in quite some time. I have not posted in a long time and planned to have that be my topic, but no, I encountered idiocy on my way home. Two guys were about to get into a fight in the alley, and there were cops directly behind one of them...
by Professor Roomie
Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:14 am
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Exciting Convention News!
Replies: 163
Views: 12397

Re: Exciting Convention News!

Is there bus service? Anybody feel like picking up two or three Minnesota Drunkards at the airport?
by Professor Roomie
Sun Jan 26, 2014 10:09 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: "Bella'' has passed away...
Replies: 30
Views: 17423

Re: "Bella'' has passed away...

Damn shame. R.I.P.
by Professor Roomie
Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:31 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Exciting Convention News!
Replies: 163
Views: 12397

Re: Exciting Convention News!

It's on like Donkey Kong. I will be there, and I can't imagine we could do anything to stop Oggar, even if we wanted to. "Grizzly bear tracks coming through!"
by Professor Roomie
Tue Nov 05, 2013 7:57 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: A Titan Among Us Has Fallen
Replies: 164
Views: 69238

Re: A Titan Among Us Has Fallen

Good man.
Good friend.
Goodbye.
by Professor Roomie
Sun Aug 11, 2013 10:51 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: New Apartment
Replies: 30
Views: 5882

New Apartment

So apparently my inner monkey now thinks of the new place as home. It's about two blocks from the downtown bars, as opposed to the old place (that I still have keys for) that is over a bar downtown. I have no memory of getting home, but I woke up in bed, naked, 3 of 4 pillows on the floor, bottle of...
by Professor Roomie
Sun Mar 17, 2013 1:51 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."
Replies: 20
Views: 4119

Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

Palinka wrote:
Professor Roomie wrote:I find that Canadian and Irish whiskeys lack character, much like Canadians and Irishmen.
Guess who's fighting drunk, tonight...
It was a joke, but I must admit that Georges St-Pierre has a lot of character and integrity.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:40 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."
Replies: 20
Views: 4119

Re: Crown Royal Black- "Bold as Bourbon..."

I find that Canadian and Irish whiskeys lack character, much like Canadians and Irishmen.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Founder's Night Alumuni Night Fucking Get With It Night
Replies: 139
Views: 9070

Re: Founder's Night Alumuni Night Fucking Get With It Night

Happy Founder's Day! Here's to another 10 years.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:14 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Blackout Thread
Replies: 155
Views: 19949

Re: Blackout

One of my favorite blackout stories is from a few years back. I go down to the bar downstairs, and one of the regular ladies comes up to me and says, "Thanks again for last night." "What did I do last night?" I asked. She proceeded to explain how just after bar close the previous evening I ran into ...
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: The Blackout Thread
Replies: 155
Views: 19949

Re: Blackout

...I went drinking in Mexico and woke up in the US... Man, that is nothing compared to the time that I went out for a quiet nightcap in Budapest and ended up having to escape tp Mankato, Mn, after accidentally marrying some crazy...Oh, wait! You were there. In fact you tried to pull my sorry donkey...