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- Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:16 pm
- Forum: Drinking Quotes
- Topic: Offensive bar jokes
- Replies: 161
- Views: 202938
Re: Offensive bar jokes
A refined looking gentleman walks into a bar and says to the barman "give me a 25 year old scotch". The bartender not believing the man could tell the difference pours a 12 year old scotch and hands it to the gentleman. He spits it out and says "I ordered a 25 year old scotch and you gave me a 12 ye...
- Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:06 pm
- Forum: Drinking Quotes
- Topic: Revisionist History and New Quotable
- Replies: 11
- Views: 5690
Re: Revisionist History and New Quotable
Don't mean to piss all over your very valid point about bruising vermouth by shaking martinis so I will just tell you that shaking a martini bruises the ice cubes - by that I mean it breaks off the sharp corners and creates chips that melt more quickly than an unbattered cube. This has the unholy ef...
- Tue Nov 25, 2008 5:08 pm
- Forum: Drinking Stories
- Topic: Her name was Joanie.
- Replies: 33
- Views: 11761
Re: Her name was Joanie.
Serious newb here. Just clicking around in here when I stumbled onto your story - actually laughed out loud (refuse to use the initials). Looking forward to posting here and now your story has raised the intimidation factor. Solid.