What's even more disturbing, is this jack-ass from the same website.

I'll probably stay home and drink alone. Suggestions?

There is a long dialogue leading up to the actual toast where Colonel Potter explains the history of the bottle and his friends from WWI. The following is the dialogue of the actual toast. "Here's to you, boys. To Ryan, who died in W.W.I, the war to end all wars. To Gianelli, who died in the war aft...

When I was in high school, a guy told me about a car wash. I went to it one Friday night and did what he suggested - I made a fist and hit the side of the money box with the small part of my clenched hand. Sure enough, the box sprung open, revealing a bunch of quarters (this was back in the day when...

Dead Can Dance: The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove

If you happen to lose this new job for any reason, be sure to let us know so we can raise a glass to that as well.

I don't think you're weird at all for being sentimental concerning the death of someone you liked. I'll buy you a drink and mourn right along with you. Tonights a good night for getting plastered, seeing how I ended a relationship earlier tonight. To memories!

Isn't Drunkard Culture sorta like an Oxymoron?

Fuck yeah!

Thinking about hitting the road for a while. Sorta like the old bums of years past. Ride the rails. Pick up a job here and there, make a few bucks, hang out with the hobos, bums, and the like. See what's on the other side.

I have a confession to make. I like good whiskey, cold beer, and women with large natural breasts.

Listening to:

Waylon - I Dont Think Hank Done It This Way

Charlie Daniels Ban - Simple Man

Hank Jr. - A Country Boy Can Survive

Skynyrd - Searchin'

Waylon Jennings: Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way?

I'd like to buy you a drink! Congratulations on your new job.