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- Tue Mar 17, 2009 10:04 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I just completed an experiment
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1326
Re: I just completed an experiment
you don't go to the modernpornstar board and brag about losing your virginity. you don't go to the modernstoner board and brag about smoking shwag. you don't go to the moderndrunkard board and admit you get drunk off two drinks Like I said in another topic. Some of you fuckers lack comprehension. A...
- Tue Mar 17, 2009 9:56 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Holy....SHIT!
- Replies: 11
- Views: 1051
Holy....SHIT!
I must be in a fog. I thought last weekend was St. Patricks Day. That's why I was cautious last Saturday when I was driving home from Chili's. No wonder I didn't see any roadblocks.
I guess I need to get a calender.
I guess I need to get a calender.
- Mon Mar 16, 2009 4:58 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Drunkard fashion: Favorite Drinking-vessel
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1865
- Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:04 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Hey Bluespook
- Replies: 6
- Views: 377
Hey Bluespook
Are you Elton John? Really? Are you?
- Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Broke a rule of mine.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 485
Broke a rule of mine.
Went to Chili's last night and met up with a female friend for a drink and some appetizers. Ended up having more that one. Four actually. Then, it came time to drive home. - 12 miles. What's worse, I knew the cops were having those designated undrunkenness check points scattered around. Fortunately,...
- Fri Mar 13, 2009 6:23 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: made up a drink; need a name
- Replies: 7
- Views: 302
Re: made up a drink; need a name
Throw some whiskey in it and call it MoJo.
- Fri Mar 13, 2009 1:53 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you reading now?
- Replies: 210
- Views: 10445
Re: What are you reading now?
A Bold Fresh Piece Of Humanity, by Bill O'Reilly.
- Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:26 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: the horror................
- Replies: 25
- Views: 831
Re: the horror................
Which you should have replied....Judge wrote:I quickly showed her my bottle of 90 proof TJD and explained the rarity. She said, "oh yes there were plenty of bottles with that label."
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:16 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I just completed an experiment
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1326
Re: I just completed an experiment
Come to think of it, the gin was a much larger pour. I sure do like gin.
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 6:52 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I just completed an experiment
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1326
I just completed an experiment
Monday, I drank three whiskeys on the rocks. I got kinda buzzed.
Tuesday, I drank two gin and tonics and got more than buzzed.
What the fuck?
Maybe it needs to be repeated? Or maybe this is one for Mythtbusters!
Tuesday, I drank two gin and tonics and got more than buzzed.
What the fuck?
Maybe it needs to be repeated? Or maybe this is one for Mythtbusters!
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:41 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I now realize why I don't like going to bars.
- Replies: 46
- Views: 2240
Re: I now realize why I don't like going to bars.
I dont like bars either. I dont want to close them. I just choose to drink at home or at friend's homes. Read that as, I like drinking with people I know.
- Wed Mar 11, 2009 3:36 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I will no share my favorite thing about living abroad
- Replies: 3
- Views: 322
Re: I will no share my favorite thing about living abroad
You're living as a Broad?
Re: Darts
I like guns.
- Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: LET'S DO IT!!!!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 759
Re: LET'S DO IT!!!!
They took the bar! The whole fucking bar!
- Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:58 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: LET'S DO IT!!!!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 759
Re: LET'S DO IT!!!!
Dean Vernon Wormer: Mr. Kroger: two C's, two D's and an F. That's a 1.2. Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Delta pledge class. Mr. Dorfman? Flounder: Hello! Dean Vernon Wormer: Zero point two... Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Mr. Hoover, president of Delta ...