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by Captain Tim
Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:12 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Are there any good pre-mixed drinks out there?
Replies: 17
Views: 3790

Re: Are there any good pre-mixed drinks out there?

Step One: Do normal mixed drinks for a little bit. Step Two: When the taste buds have been beaten into submission, present any or many premixed handle(s) (I recommend the Premixed Long Islands). Step Three: Present the premixed handle(s) not as another drink, but as a challenge. Step Four:WOOOO HOOO...
by Captain Tim
Wed Mar 14, 2012 3:08 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Getting drunk quick.
Replies: 66
Views: 9696

Re: Getting drunk quick.

I found that drinking Canadian whiskey straight out of the bottle does the trick quite well in a very short amount of time. It's nice and smooth and you can suck a good two shots out of the bottle per swig without much of a problem. Is Canadian whiskey popular in the U.S.? As soon as my vision clea...
by Captain Tim
Fri Oct 14, 2011 10:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 27
Views: 915

Re: Guilty Pleasures

Love the responses, everyone. I guess I do have to add another to the list. A friend of mine had a birthday coming up and the big thing with flavored Vodka now is "Cake Flavored." Bought a handle of it (on sale) for myself and the birthday boy. Long story short, birthday boy pussed out and I did 21 ...
by Captain Tim
Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sweet 16 party
Replies: 17
Views: 554

Re: Sweet 16 party

DeeboCools wrote:any gathering of people with no alcohol involved should be considered a terrorist threat
This makes so much sense...

Hear that Congress? Drink for Liberty!
by Captain Tim
Tue Aug 23, 2011 3:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Guilty Pleasures
Replies: 27
Views: 915

Guilty Pleasures

Since we all friends here (and it is currently 4AM here), I figured I should start up a thread that should provoke some deep and insightful discussion. Or drunken ramblings...whatever. Anywho, let's get the point... For some people, it is tough to maintain an image of a "respected drinker" among the...
by Captain Tim
Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:54 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Offensive bar jokes
Replies: 153
Views: 89656

Re: Offensive bar jokes

Start off smooth: I like my women like I like my whiskey. 12 years old with a shot of coke. So this guy comes into a bar... wait a minute...it was a horse... So this guy cums into a horse... If a tree falls onto a woman and no one is around to hear it, why is there a tree in the kitchen? Let's keep ...
by Captain Tim
Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:26 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1491
Views: 118481

Re: In Three Words

Wake up elsewhere.

Sounds good, right?

Really, it sucks.

Drinking alters judgment...

...Mine and hers...

Car pulls up.

Shit got real.

Jump out window.

Run like HELL!

Drinking hard tonight...

...wake up elsewhere.

Sounds good, right?

Fuck that shit.

Lesson fuckin' learned.
by Captain Tim
Wed Mar 16, 2011 2:07 am
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: the 10 commandments of drinking like a man
Replies: 22
Views: 10993

Re: the 10 commandments of drinking like a man

I certainly hope that those bartenders were taking notes...ever since March 1st I have seen a flurry of Irish Carbombs being made, consumed, and ordered again.

...I may have had something to do with that at the beginning, but later on I'm not too sure...
by Captain Tim
Tue Mar 01, 2011 3:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Has MDM Failed?"
Replies: 176
Views: 12802

Re: "Has MDM Failed?"

BigDog49 wrote:Nothing can fail which has an eternal spirit. Long live MDM.
Or an eternal supply of spirits.
by Captain Tim
Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Has MDM Failed?"
Replies: 176
Views: 12802

Re: "Has MDM Failed?"

Never lose hope in MDM. The articles, old as they are, still inspire a new generation of drinkers. Thanks to this site and the posts on this forum, I have become a beacon of blurry light in my group of drinking buddies. I once let this site drift away...and finally I see that that was a mistake. I'v...
by Captain Tim
Tue Feb 01, 2011 2:17 am
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Drinking Toasts to remember
Replies: 86
Views: 174370

Re: Drinking Toasts to remember

I think it's time to revive this thread, simply because the art of the toast is too precious to lose. ...and yes, I'm back from the dead... After a long time of not posting and such, I think we need a good toast... My apologies for repeats... "For the times we won't remember with the friends we'll n...
by Captain Tim
Fri Apr 24, 2009 12:02 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Your top 10 best tasting drinks?
Replies: 37
Views: 16398

Re: Your top 10 best tasting drinks?

http://www.Drinksmixer.com should do the job...however, you can probably just google it for more sites. Fun fact: If one of your creations goes wrong, just add a bunch of peppermint schnapps and give it to the next person you talk to. Works for me every time... Fun fact II: One of my "discoveries":...
by Captain Tim
Tue Apr 07, 2009 2:34 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Why can't they all drink like us?
Replies: 47
Views: 4425

Re: Why can't they all drink like us?

For every traitor to the drunkards, another 10 will appear in their place, ready to take up arms against undrunkenness. I'm fighting the good fight...and I shall continue to do so... This war can, and will, be won, with the hearts, minds, and souls of the soused....We shall be victorious, that I wil...
by Captain Tim
Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:31 am
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: MDM Invasion Calendar
Replies: 36
Views: 27399

Re: MDM Invasion Calendar

It's good to see some people using the calendar, but come on, surely we have more soldiers here, it's time for a war, my friends! We must rise up and defeat the evils of this world one drink at a time! To arms! To arms! To Scotch!

CHARGE!!!!
by Captain Tim
Fri Mar 06, 2009 12:22 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: im drunk
Replies: 18
Views: 2855

Re: im drunk

Good to hear, my friend, no bonus points today for me, but I really think I need it.

Have one on me.