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by Chelsea40oz
Fri Jul 30, 2004 5:29 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Sobering news...
Replies: 11
Views: 801

Very sad, poor kid. Like you Mayhem, I think of all the people it affects. When my friend got hit on his motorcycle by an old man in a truck, as worried as I was for my friend, a part of me also felt really sad for the old man. This to me is the most terrifying aspect of ever learning to drive – I'v...
by Chelsea40oz
Fri Jul 30, 2004 10:21 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: BOYCOTT WAFFLE HOUSE!!
Replies: 42
Views: 4371

James Dale wrote:This isn't a real loss.
The shoes are damn ugly.
Be happy!
You Germans are all smiles and sunshine, aren't you? :lol:
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 12:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Congrats, Mr D.
Replies: 17
Views: 2056

Re: Congrats, Mr D.

fdoosey wrote:
Palinka wrote:Post 2000, a landmark in your drunken career.
A landmark I shall distinguish with a pissup tonight. And, wife willing, with DPAW this weekend. And Christ, that'll be a royal one.
Nice one. Congrats on the milestone.
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:36 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Hurricane? More like Slurricane!
Replies: 14
Views: 1435

Chelsea is our favorite punk rocker. Whether or not she's dirty, she'll have to clue us in. Hey, don't forget stephswill! MD's other resident drunkpunk chick. You may still be getting to know her but I'm lucky enough to have had her as a best friend for years! :P Although my mind can usually be fou...
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:28 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: You know you're a regular when.....
Replies: 36
Views: 2766

When the staff lunges over to correct new hires reaching for well booze.
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What to do? What to do...?
Replies: 17
Views: 2178

Werner von Braun would be very pleased with this.
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 6:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
Replies: 166
Views: 16043

:cry: :cry: :cry:

Three strikes, you're out.

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:x Never again.
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:32 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: You know you're a regular when.....
Replies: 36
Views: 2766

When you got a table on jackass Tuesdays (2-4-1 night), back when the Triple Rock had a patio. Actually we set up a rotating stammtisch, with some purloined and decorated "Reserved" signs that we brought everywhere with us. I'm too lazy to give my own explanation but: Stammtisch is a custom in Germa...
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
Replies: 166
Views: 16043

Uncle Sal wrote:you can't make it into Canada with warrants, or a record. However minor.
So crossing state lines with a minor is a felony, but you can take them to Canada?
by Chelsea40oz
Thu Oct 09, 2003 5:11 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: tanqueray. an olf frinedn revisited
Replies: 23
Views: 1587

Three items... instead of using up a wish on a mere case of booze I'll take an entire pallet instead. So there's plenty to go around when you pay me a visit. I said that in reference to your comment kater fine poeple that don't erfnat mne on their derrert is,alnd. Try as you might, you don't usually...
by Chelsea40oz
Wed Oct 08, 2003 4:39 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: You know you're a regular when.....
Replies: 36
Views: 2766

From this week's onion: Bartender Refuses To Acknowledge Patron's Regular Status DAYTON, OH—Hurley's Pub bartender Don O'Hagan once again refused to acknowledge Henry Wells' status as a regular patron, the disappointed customer reported Tuesday. "I've been coming here for nearly two years, and I don...
by Chelsea40oz
Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:20 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Likker'd Up & Nekkid...
Replies: 37
Views: 3572

Thems grounds for a spite fence if I ever heard em.
by Chelsea40oz
Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:35 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: tanqueray. an olf frinedn revisited
Replies: 23
Views: 1587

DPAW, I think a surprise appearance by your ship would be most welcome. I'll remember to order a pallet of booze instead of just a case.
by Chelsea40oz
Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:30 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunkard's trip to the store
Replies: 40
Views: 2764

She probably ordered from Hum's or Franklin Nic Liq, and quite possibly has been served by friends of mine. I lived in Whittier for most of my time here and availed myself of that fine service too. Snow and ice are not conducive to skateboarding. Although sleddogs are a whole different story.
by Chelsea40oz
Tue Oct 07, 2003 11:22 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ONly 3 items!!!!
Replies: 38
Views: 2662

No one said Coors Light! Everyone knows it makes booby girls come running from all directions, so it's like a free wish. But not really cos then you're stuck with the Coors Light.

Um, I just had a terrible afterthought about flotation devices.