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by Wingman
Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: happy solstice!
Replies: 9
Views: 706

Re: happy solstice!

Shortest day of the year for Northern hemisphere drunks. Do you drink anything special? I'm all about the Dark Side Vanilla Porter. that's cool. i thought about it, but then it's like 80F here, so didn't see the point. i did make some batter today for christmas eve hot buttered rum; it should be co...
by Wingman
Fri Dec 20, 2013 8:08 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: happy solstice!
Replies: 9
Views: 706

happy solstice!

and a merry christmas, drunks.
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bar carts
Replies: 14
Views: 974

Re: Bar carts

some friends of mine have one. despite being very much in favor of it, i haven't really seen the use. it's in their living room. i fyou need booze, you walk over to it.... it's cool and all, and last time i was there, the man o fthe hosue had to put it away on account o fthe children. well, child. w...
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Halloween
Replies: 196
Views: 1033

Re: So? Are Ya Dressin' Up For Halloween?

first hallows in a decade i haven't been leading the wee ones' charge on sugar.

pretty cool.
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Oggar!
Replies: 21
Views: 1377

Re: Happy Birthday, Oggar!

a fuckin' a. cheers, ya big galloot!
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bye Bye, Fucker!
Replies: 8
Views: 593

Re: Bye Bye, Fucker!

fuck. some guy who'd break into a bar, steal a television, an dsome cash...an dleave the liquor?

fuck that guy.

hope all is well.

that woulh ahve been funny if dr. le doom and thirsty mcmofo had been there. hehe.
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Broken Toe
Replies: 12
Views: 967

Re: Broken Toe

frankennietzsche wrote:yoo gotz the gout lol
beat me to it.

just dont' walk on that foot, and ou'll e fine

really, this is ane wkeyboard. i' not hat drunk.
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Who the heck like to you look like, in your family?
Replies: 13
Views: 708

Re: Who the heck like to you look like, in your family?

i won the genetic lottery. i used to get a lot of "you look just like [older maternal uncle] and [deceased paternal grand-uncle]!"

but really, my dad's line was assholes, and my mom's were crazy...so...well, you do the math.
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: LAX Shooting
Replies: 3
Views: 287

Re: LAX Shooting

Lush City wrote: 2 squads of firetrucks headed S. in a hurry.
don't know how they do it there, but that was prolly some other, "mundane," emergency. or not. either way. better them than you, right?

cheers!
by Wingman
Fri Nov 01, 2013 11:06 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Should I...
Replies: 5
Views: 203

Re: Should I...

fuck, now i'm hungry. brb....
by Wingman
Sat Oct 26, 2013 12:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
Replies: 66
Views: 2649

Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)

[quote="Surreal"
Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?[/quote]

i no longer get paid for that. more like a hobby, now.
by Wingman
Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)
Replies: 66
Views: 2649

Re: The Daily Nut (your way of making a living)

i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.
by Wingman
Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Mr Boozificator!
Replies: 14
Views: 623

Re: Happy Birthday, Mr Boozificator!

aw, man, i'm out of it for a few weeks, and everybody gets delusions of being born at some point.

cheers, dude.
by Wingman
Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Love And Beer
Replies: 6
Views: 448

Re: Love And Beer

it's amazing how much more you can enjoy booze outside of jail.
by Wingman
Sun Oct 13, 2013 4:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, THIRSTY!
Replies: 90
Views: 3546

Re: Happy birthday, ThirstyDrunk!

happy birthday, fucker. i'm drinking HIGHLIFE, but then, it's cheaper than PBR 'round here. it's true. and i was doing it anyway, but now i'm at least thinking about the fact that you were born. so you got that going for you.