Shortest day of the year for Northern hemisphere drunks. Do you drink anything special? I'm all about the Dark Side Vanilla Porter. that's cool. i thought about it, but then it's like 80F here, so didn't see the point. i did make some batter today for christmas eve hot buttered rum; it should be co...

and a merry christmas, drunks.

some friends of mine have one. despite being very much in favor of it, i haven't really seen the use. it's in their living room. i fyou need booze, you walk over to it.... it's cool and all, and last time i was there, the man o fthe hosue had to put it away on account o fthe children. well, child. w...

first hallows in a decade i haven't been leading the wee ones' charge on sugar.

pretty cool.

a fuckin' a. cheers, ya big galloot!

fuck. some guy who'd break into a bar, steal a television, an dsome cash...an dleave the liquor?

fuck that guy.

hope all is well.

that woulh ahve been funny if dr. le doom and thirsty mcmofo had been there. hehe.

frankennietzsche wrote:yoo gotz the gout lol

beat me to it.

just dont' walk on that foot, and ou'll e fine

really, this is ane wkeyboard. i' not hat drunk.

i won the genetic lottery. i used to get a lot of "you look just like [older maternal uncle] and [deceased paternal grand-uncle]!"

but really, my dad's line was assholes, and my mom's were crazy...so...well, you do the math.

Lush City wrote: 2 squads of firetrucks headed S. in a hurry.

don't know how they do it there, but that was prolly some other, "mundane," emergency. or not. either way. better them than you, right?

cheers!

fuck, now i'm hungry. brb....

[quote="Surreal"
Is that like when a double Jamesons slides down your gullet and slams into your liver?[/quote]

i no longer get paid for that. more like a hobby, now.

i make dreams come true. i'm in sales for a manufacturing company. we've done everything from produce parts for a local entrepeneur's side hussle to parts for a supercollider. or however you spell that.

aw, man, i'm out of it for a few weeks, and everybody gets delusions of being born at some point.

cheers, dude.

it's amazing how much more you can enjoy booze outside of jail.

happy birthday, fucker. i'm drinking HIGHLIFE, but then, it's cheaper than PBR 'round here. it's true. and i was doing it anyway, but now i'm at least thinking about the fact that you were born. so you got that going for you.