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by Malkor
Tue Apr 07, 2020 2:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: COVID-19: The good, bad, & the ugly share here:
Replies: 141
Views: 5468

Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?

Click that link, the one and only photo of me you'll ever see, nor has been seen before, that beer is for the board, you magnificent bastards
by Malkor
Mon Apr 06, 2020 1:24 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: COVID-19: The good, bad, & the ugly share here:
Replies: 141
Views: 5468

Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?

I fear I've hijacked this thread, my apologies to mr Mcgroin

it'll be ok, thanks for the well wishes, our lass hasnt been out of bed for two days, but I think we are turning a corner on it

good food is helping.

going back to bed, good luck everyone
by Malkor
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: COVID-19: The good, bad, & the ugly share here:
Replies: 141
Views: 5468

Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?

Cheers man, I'm sure we'll be fine but its just a shit time at the moment. take care of yourself
by Malkor
Sat Apr 04, 2020 11:36 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: COVID-19: The good, bad, & the ugly share here:
Replies: 141
Views: 5468

Re: Does Heavy Drinking Prevent the Covid19?

It suuuuucks! it sucks on a monumental level, and no booze dosent kill it but it makes it bearable, I'm a bus driver by trade (was always going to be that or a clown, yes all bus drivers and clowns are borderline alcoholics) So it turns out that the fucking mongoloids that have been using my bus for...
by Malkor
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!
Replies: 147
Views: 8063

Re: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!

We can get everything besides paper products. I want to know: where did it all go? Three weeks and they still can`t re-stock? if its any consolation, following our swarm or retards buying all the toilet roll/kitchen roll they seem to have either run out of money or died already as theres plenty on ...
by Malkor
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: PRUNO
Replies: 11
Views: 560

Re: PRUNO

Let me know how you get on, essentially its a wash recipe for making neutral spirit (think vodka), if your feeling adventurous and have a few odds and ends kicking around (copper tubing, old pressure cooker/stockpot + some welding or plumbing skills) then you can throw a pot still together pretty ea...
by Malkor
Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: PRUNO
Replies: 11
Views: 560

Re: PRUNO

Better plan is

20ltrs water

4kg sugar

2 teaspoons Baking yeast/brewing yeast is preferable but needs must

put in large bin, in warm place

Leave 5 days (will be between 5-8 percent abv

Drink, mix with cordial if your fussy
by Malkor
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: My fellow drunkards
Replies: 2
Views: 407

My fellow drunkards

Good evening This evening turns a corner for myself and my countrymen in that we also in the UK have been detained I know that a lot of you in the US are under extreme measures also but I thought I would drink tonight in solidarity and let you know what I wish Id known last week I wish Id known it w...
by Malkor
Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:05 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thank You All
Replies: 63
Views: 6561

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Cage match! 2 tards enter, only 1 tard exits. We shall see who is the tardedest of 'em all. Pig jousting would also suffice, theyd need full livery and an arena worthy of champions, a day of drinking and tension building as they smack talk each other following the midday weigh in preceding an eveni...
by Malkor
Tue Mar 03, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How do things work anymore?
Replies: 7
Views: 1533

Re: How do things work anymore?

They dont
by Malkor
Sat Feb 29, 2020 5:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Thank You All
Replies: 63
Views: 6561

Re: Thank You All

Im not sure I get it,is this some kind of scatily clad prohibitionist or is it a genuinely slightly drunk adult entertainer? the mind boggles, I appear to have missed anything pertinent so will retire once again to the mist.

*moves away sideways*

Breasts!
by Malkor
Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1351
Views: 75528

Re: Sunday

4 wole roast chikcens!
by Malkor
Mon Feb 05, 2018 5:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: MDM Forum Server Migration
Replies: 18
Views: 2972

Re: MDM Forum Server Migration

4 wole roast chikcens!
by Malkor
Tue Jan 16, 2018 4:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Word about MDM Forum
Replies: 22
Views: 2500

Re: A Word about MDM Forum

I belive smatter harks back to the years of yore, prior to this current abomination. the years before facebook and other social networks diminished our membership and also before responsibilities and death took out the rest. there was a time before you chaps who now support/dominate the boards exist...