That's messed up. I got two months severance when I was fired from my last tax job after only two years with them. It's an affront to offer the Judge nothing. Funk them and the whores they rode in on.

Be well, Judge.

Her dad, stepmom, and uncle picked up her stuff today. Dad said he wasn't really surprised when he got the call. Funeral will be in New York on Saturday, but I didn't get any other details.

I'm trying to think Liz and Mayhem are having a great time catching up right now.

If you haven't seen it elsewhere, Liz didn't make it. She passed away around 9:30 this morning. Heart gave out, according to what the hospital told my ex-wife, but liver and kidneys were shot also. She would've been 40 this year.

Edit: Family has been contacted. I talked to her aunt briefly today.

Spending time in the floor is not uncommon, perhaps for any of us. But her time spent became excessive today, and she was still not really responding, not sobering up. Her breathing became odd, so I called 911 after shifting her into survivor position. Her eyes were a little bit open, but she was no...

Drink Champagne from bottles, watch Animal Crossing fireworks.

I have the problem of drunk posting to Facebook and Twitter. Twitter is ok, but my family(Pentecostals and Baptists) reads my FB posts and sometimes I am too drunk to care to filter it. So, they all think that I drink too much. Apparently, I have a drinking problem... you know what? I do have a dri...

Welcome aboard, oettinger and Wolfcoat. Check out the chat thread also.

Hey all, I just wanted to say hi. I don't know if you know of my existence, but I'm the lady that was lucky enough to catch Tony's eye and heart. On our very first date, he probably did a half hour on MDM stories. He loved you all here very much. I'm thankful that l... invited me over to see the aw...

Damn. RIP Mayhem. Glad I stepped out for that spare handle of Bourbon tonight.

Well, you know, the world turns. We had a "final decree" hearing in September. Wife filed an answer late, got us a court date again. I'm paying for this shit. That's an extra hour or two to be billed, dammit. I hoped for an escrow refund, but whatever. So now, I have physical custody. I'm also livin...

Is Blackout Island in Australia as dangerous as the Australian mainland, what with all of your scary lethal critters? I hope not.

Welcome, new people whose names I've forgotten during the scroll. I accept Bourbon.

steved2112, you are still glorious. The end of your post so made me think of F. Sott's sig...

Weird, this post. We just used to ask about drinks. But now, someone new is faced with Savage's amazing post count. How do you catch up? How do you work your way in?

Chat works. Posts probably do too, but I'm busy drinking in chat.

We're a bunch of awesome saucers, yes. That doesn't sound like I meant it to come out. Sounds like I want to attract kittens. Meow, that's not at all what I was after.

Welcome aboard, all new. Love and hugs.