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by Defunct
Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whiskey Zulu is On the air...and IT'S PANTLESS!
Replies: 47
Views: 5702

August,

Don't bogart that joint.
by Defunct
Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whiskey Zulu is On the air...and IT'S PANTLESS!
Replies: 47
Views: 5702

PS- I'm taking my pants off now.
by Defunct
Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whiskey Zulu is On the air...and IT'S PANTLESS!
Replies: 47
Views: 5702

If you want blood, you got it! (AC/DC)
by Defunct
Sat Mar 26, 2005 12:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Whiskey Zulu is On the air...and IT'S PANTLESS!
Replies: 47
Views: 5702

Back in Black- on now.
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:44 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Manhattans!
Replies: 17
Views: 1485

I have never had a Manhattan. I shall have one when I get home. 1 1/2 hrs. Just remember LR, it's 3:1 ratio whisky, either Bourbon, Rye, or Scotch (if you like Scotch better for a Roby Roy) to Sweet Vermouth, two dashes of Bitters. Garnish with maraschino cherry. I love maraschino cherries, especia...
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 6:39 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Manhattans!
Replies: 17
Views: 1485

UnkleLemmy wrote:I drank a bunch of SoCo Manhattans the other night and woke up with quite a nasty hangover.
Well there was your mistake. A Manhatten made with Southern Comfort is not a Manhatten. Not by a long shot!
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 5:07 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Manhattans!
Replies: 17
Views: 1485

Drinking pints 'oh Rob Roy right now. Cheap scotch (Smugglers). I've got three bottles of top shelf at the home bar now worth over $80/bottle but I'm trying to keep from pounding them all in one week.
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 1:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk Dialing Aliens
Replies: 3
Views: 772

Malkor wrote: i belive we may be beckoning for an invasion :shock:
Good. I could use some excitement.
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:16 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: JOIN THE REVOLUTION SIGN THE PETITION
Replies: 76
Views: 89128

zak wrote:
R D Maynard wrote:Just get a fifth of 103-proof Fighting Cock - you'll forget all about Jack What's-his-name.
Good for you man. I realized last night that Fighting Cock probably wasn't the best way to introduce me to Bourbon.
I don't want to ever drink anything with the word "Cock" on the label.
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:13 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: WTF?!
Replies: 4
Views: 769

"...charged with over-possession of alcohol."

No shit. If CT had a law like that, I'd be buying 30's of those big Foster's oil cans.
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 12:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Job dedication...
Replies: 18
Views: 3114

I do my job so efficiently that I rarely have to work more than 8 hrs in a day and never on weekends, except maybe paperwork at home. I could get the paperwork done at work but that would detract from my internet time. Besides, I can drink at home, hence paperwork means drinking. So yeah, I work at ...
by Defunct
Fri Mar 25, 2005 7:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: alcohol fueled...
Replies: 10
Views: 1521

There are ways around that stuff- you work construction right?- so I assume you get plenty of exercise. I take Garlic and fish oil pills for heart health. Give 'em a try. Diet is also key. Anything but giving up the boozing. Garlic pills are essentially useless according to recent scientific resear...
by Defunct
Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Savage for drunk of the month
Replies: 43
Views: 7864

I also most vote for Savage. She is the only one that has been in my corner from the outset, so I owe her that.
by Defunct
Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i'm a professional
Replies: 18
Views: 3812

JohnnyTequila wrote:
bluefox wrote:Your boss was probably also loaded and was trying to stay away from you.

Funny you mentioned that. His eyes were so bloodshot. Maybe I should take him to lunch sometime, who knows, we may have something in common.
Your Bosses are Lawyers. It's a given.