I wondered why I felt the presence of a dirty, sombaro-wearing ghost watching me every time that I masturbated.
Gonna spend the night looking through all of the pictures I have of us teabagging each other when one of us passed out.
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- Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:58 pm
- Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
- Topic: RIP Slapass
- Replies: 10
- Views: 12073
- Fri Jan 05, 2024 6:40 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: APB for Missing Modern Drunkardists
- Replies: 164
- Views: 62734
- Sat Apr 23, 2022 9:06 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 343319
Catching Up
Hello again Drunkards, It's been awhile. Has anyone shuffled off this mortal recently? Everytime I pop in it seems like another sad-story. I'm still out here and nothing's changed in nearly 20-years. Not here for a long time so I'm here for a good time. My number is still the same, so if you kept it...
- Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:57 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 343319
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
I'm just busting your balls, buddy. I hope that you and Mrs. Judge, Crystal, and (begrudingly) Ruiner are all doing well. I still remember the night that Crystal took me over to her friend's house, I pissed on her Tiger thinking it was the bathroom, wandered for hours and many miles until I made it ...
- Sun Oct 31, 2021 8:42 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 343319
Re: Hello Bastards! (and bastarettes)
It's been nearly twenty-years, but have you forgotten the rules?JudgeLyonell wrote: ↑Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:13 pmNow reactivate my old account!!!! I want to find something to ban.
- Sat Oct 09, 2021 9:17 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Ask Douger
- Replies: 22
- Views: 3612
Re: Ask Douger
So do 12 oz "pints" of light beer.
- Sun Jun 27, 2021 6:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Your local weather reports
- Replies: 981
- Views: 229836
He Ain't Gonna Die...
I've got a twelve-pack of High Life in me and went down to the corner store to pick up some Sloop IPAs. It's 1000 degrees up in this bitch and I have no A/C. Who's in it to win it?
- Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:18 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: name change
- Replies: 99
- Views: 10280
Re: name change
There was a board poster called DanUK and as I recall he was going to legally change his name to Danger Awesome. I don't know if he ever did it but I've been thinking of changing my last name. Top vote wins it, I'm also open to suggestions. Thurston Pujols has a nice ring to it. I once drank with D...
- Wed Apr 14, 2021 6:07 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 952
Re: To the Ol Drunkards
I was going to post a picture; but, we're still using a BBS hosting site that is antiquated. C'mon Frank... update this platform.
Meanwhile, ya boy is still out here pounding beers. Shoutout to the legends; welcome to the new folks.
Meanwhile, ya boy is still out here pounding beers. Shoutout to the legends; welcome to the new folks.
- Wed Jan 27, 2021 12:27 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 952
Re: To the Ol Drunkards
I'm just happy to have brought SteveD out of retirement.
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 11:03 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 952
Re: To the Ol Drunkards
Jamie is a girl.
The old Drunkards have great names because they caught this train out of the station.
Also, fuck you. "Rooster" is a great name.
The old Drunkards have great names because they caught this train out of the station.
Also, fuck you. "Rooster" is a great name.
- Thu Jan 07, 2021 10:34 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 952
Re: To the Ol Drunkards
Keeping in line with the traditions and the normal practices of this Bulletin Board Service (BBS); I would like to invite each and every single one of you to go fuck yourselves.
See you on the flip-side.
See you on the flip-side.
- Sat Jan 02, 2021 6:48 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 952
To the Ol Drunkards
Got a call from Sarge last night; and, I appreciate it. He said there are two types of Drunkards from the before-times: The ones who cut back or the ones who are dead. I disagreed and said that there is a "silent majority" of old Drunkards who just don't post anymore; but still subscribe to the cult...
- Fri Dec 25, 2020 11:04 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Merry Christmas you drunks!
- Replies: 382
- Views: 47585
Merry Christmas Everybody!
I hope you're all doing well this fine Christmas. A pandemic is ravaging through the country and we can't go to bars because motherfuckers refuse to wear masks. If you're one of those people, I still love you. Also, go fuck yourself, you selfish prick. We could all go to bars if you'd sit your ass h...
- Tue Nov 17, 2020 11:50 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What's up with all the walkers and wheelchairs out front?
- Replies: 21
- Views: 6209
Re: What's up with all the walkers and wheelchairs out front?
I retired from my job two-years ago. It's an adventure in the unknown.
You retired, too. Doesn't lessen your standing. You're a legend.