I wondered why I felt the presence of a dirty, sombaro-wearing ghost watching me every time that I masturbated.

Gonna spend the night looking through all of the pictures I have of us teabagging each other when one of us passed out.

Judge wrote: ↑

Tue Feb 08, 2022 12:07 pm

He's some guy in gold speedos inline skating on Miami beach and peeing on stuffed tigers. At least at one time. Probably semi-respectable now.

I'm actually less respectable than ever.

Hello again Drunkards, It's been awhile. Has anyone shuffled off this mortal recently? Everytime I pop in it seems like another sad-story. I'm still out here and nothing's changed in nearly 20-years. Not here for a long time so I'm here for a good time. My number is still the same, so if you kept it...

I'm just busting your balls, buddy. I hope that you and Mrs. Judge, Crystal, and (begrudingly) Ruiner are all doing well. I still remember the night that Crystal took me over to her friend's house, I pissed on her Tiger thinking it was the bathroom, wandered for hours and many miles until I made it ...

JudgeLyonell wrote: ↑

Mon Oct 25, 2021 12:13 pm

Now reactivate my old account!!!! I want to find something to ban.

It's been nearly twenty-years, but have you forgotten the rules?

Dirty Diamond Lou wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:34 pm

F*cking Sarge's profile pic always slays me.

So do 12 oz "pints" of light beer.

I've got a twelve-pack of High Life in me and went down to the corner store to pick up some Sloop IPAs. It's 1000 degrees up in this bitch and I have no A/C. Who's in it to win it?

There was a board poster called DanUK and as I recall he was going to legally change his name to Danger Awesome. I don't know if he ever did it but I've been thinking of changing my last name. Top vote wins it, I'm also open to suggestions. Thurston Pujols has a nice ring to it. I once drank with D...

I was going to post a picture; but, we're still using a BBS hosting site that is antiquated. C'mon Frank... update this platform.

Meanwhile, ya boy is still out here pounding beers. Shoutout to the legends; welcome to the new folks.

steved2112 wrote: ↑

Sun Jan 24, 2021 2:01 pm

I've cut back. Tomorrow.

I'm just happy to have brought SteveD out of retirement.

Jamie is a girl.

The old Drunkards have great names because they caught this train out of the station.

Also, fuck you. "Rooster" is a great name.

Keeping in line with the traditions and the normal practices of this Bulletin Board Service (BBS); I would like to invite each and every single one of you to go fuck yourselves.
See you on the flip-side.

Got a call from Sarge last night; and, I appreciate it. He said there are two types of Drunkards from the before-times: The ones who cut back or the ones who are dead. I disagreed and said that there is a "silent majority" of old Drunkards who just don't post anymore; but still subscribe to the cult...

I hope you're all doing well this fine Christmas. A pandemic is ravaging through the country and we can't go to bars because motherfuckers refuse to wear masks. If you're one of those people, I still love you. Also, go fuck yourself, you selfish prick. We could all go to bars if you'd sit your ass h...

TheBigCasino wrote: ↑

Mon Sep 07, 2020 6:39 pm

Rooster wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 19, 2020 5:35 pm

Casino is a lightweight and Louie is the most degenerate drinking-partner on this board.

I'll say it.

I haven't been 86'd in a while, I'm old.

I retired from my job two-years ago. It's an adventure in the unknown.

You retired, too. Doesn't lessen your standing. You're a legend.