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by greygoose
Tue Jul 03, 2012 10:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: well,
Replies: 10
Views: 538

Re: well,

I would I would
In a boat
I would I would
With a goat



...no wait, I take back the part about the goat.
by greygoose
Tue Jul 03, 2012 5:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday Peetie!
Replies: 18
Views: 593

Re: Happy Birthday Peetie!

good on ye, peetie!
by greygoose
Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Perks of working at a bar
Replies: 7
Views: 484

Re: Perks of working at a bar

Your wife will be most interested in this post. Just kiddin' you, man. Hope all is going well. Hey, pm your #'s for a DD.
by greygoose
Mon Jul 02, 2012 8:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: R.I.P.'S
Replies: 3
Views: 194

Re: R.I.P.'S

Hayzoos Christo. Depressing shit, that. I just got up from passing out so I'll pour a round for the fallen. I'm a public service kind of guy.
by greygoose
Mon Jul 02, 2012 5:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: a package
Replies: 5
Views: 412

Re: a package

treetop wrote:there shoulda been a wee bottle in there too. unless some chick that lives with you snuck it away. glad it got there safe.
True to the dat. There was a wee bot of Grey Goose vodka that lasted about 6 minutes. Again, much thanks.
by greygoose
Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD
Replies: 47
Views: 14320

Re: ALL STAR PUB POST THREAD

...courtesy of coquis_chris I remember when I was 19 the cops busted a party at a friend's apartment at college and the RA came in as I was drinking a 40 and was like "Put that down! Let's go! The cops are already outside!" I was like, "What are they gonna do, double-arrest me?" Then I chugged the r...
by greygoose
Sun Jul 01, 2012 4:39 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: a package
Replies: 5
Views: 412

a package

so i open the door about 3pm to go get the mail (i'm all unemployed and shit [again], or as the more noble crowd say 'at liberty') and there's this shoebox-sized package on the doorstep. Wrapped in plain brown paper with Sharpie notes all over it, I'm thinking to self. Self, were you expecting somet...
by greygoose
Tue Jun 26, 2012 12:29 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: soccer hooliganss
Replies: 31
Views: 4568

Re: soccer hooliganss

Check out a book called 'Among the Thugs'. Author goes underground with Man United fans. Good read.
by greygoose
Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Surgery, Percocet, and yes.......sweeeet boooze
Replies: 6
Views: 284

Surgery, Percocet, and yes.......sweeeet boooze

Had a complete repair of my acl last friday. doc gave me a script for percocet. told him i wouldn't take them becz they've got the acetamin0phen in them, which is far worse your hated - yet vital - organ, the liver. He glanced me over, because I'd given him my liver function history, and he basicall...
by greygoose
Tue May 29, 2012 1:36 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How's your health?
Replies: 53
Views: 2517

Re: How's your health?

I lost an eye in the Caribbean, a leg in the Nams, half a kidney at Agincourt; caught cholera at Acre and will get third degree burns on the left side of my body at the Battle of Io. fnz wins this thread. oh, and to answer your question: i wouldn't want to fight me. no my friend, fnz just won the i...
by greygoose
Tue May 29, 2012 1:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!
Replies: 154
Views: 10426

Re: Mini-Convention - October 2012

Resident Asshole wrote:I'm going to try. I didn't know of this until today.
me too. wait. what?
by greygoose
Tue May 29, 2012 1:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Just Had a Visit From Some Drunkards . . . .
Replies: 17
Views: 701

Re: Just Had a Visit From Some Drunkards . . . .

tomodon wrote:Nice one lads. Hello from Ireland at 4:40am. Cheers!
right back at ya from indy. just finished linseed-oiling our 5 year-old's first hurley!

And yes, that Cruzan be one sonofabitch....much thanks to thirsty and boozy for stopping by. and i'm standin' ground on my shorts, dammit.
by greygoose
Sun May 20, 2012 12:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!
Replies: 154
Views: 10426

Re: Mini-Convention - October 2012

Is there a link to the condo? I want to check it out so I can pretend I am there when you guys are. Here you go. :) http://www.vrbo.com/370391#rates they should mention that it's across the street from a "museum of the weird". i think that after this weekend, the sign will be appropriately re-locat...
by greygoose
Tue May 15, 2012 7:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking scars
Replies: 29
Views: 1046

Re: Drinking scars

christ where do i start.
by greygoose
Tue May 15, 2012 7:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!
Replies: 154
Views: 10426

Re: Mini-Convention - October 2012

GODDDAIMMMMATTIIE fuck me! busted acl ligament. surgery on the first of next month. shite, no more chances of hurling this season.. 6 weeks on crutches. fuckass. why? a tragic badminton accident. hyper-rotation > mri > doc say 'yo acl (anterior crutieal ligament fo the peeps not in the know) is mess...