I thought the thread title was referring to this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZ4Z6Zo3Fk

You plan?

I feel better already...

Wingman wrote:you know what the problem with being so fucking smart is?

no surprises.

I'm afraid I don't follow...

Because of my shift pattern I'm going to have to go with the consensus and say every night.

Though if I'm looking to actually go out with friends then it is the bog-standard Friday/Saturday deal...

False alarm. She's had to bail on me. For genuine reasons that I won't go into. There still may be a chance in the future. Needless to say receiving that text this morning five minutes before I got to work was not the most uplifting feeling I've ever had. And now I have to spend an evening in a tapa...

I've already had several. And I shall continue...

As an added update: I asked her out today - on a sort of date like. She totally said yes...

Couldn't you have had triplets so we could have had more drinks?

Aw if only I'd known about this sooner I'd have Tivo'd it. And then run it alongside some inspirational music ala Rocky style...

...are about 6 times more awesome to browse whilst drunk...

3 Litres (Yes! 'E' after 'R') of cider!

Massive amounts of Cannibal Corpse...

Jags wrote:Without a straw don't you just have to suck harder?

Bam?

Yo momma so fat she...like, totally has angina and shit...