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by Bob Young
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Lightweight vs Heavyweight
Replies: 40
Views: 2108

Re: Lightweight vs Heavyweight

Savage wrote:
Bob Young wrote:Listen to how funny this sentence sounds.
"Yesterday I acciidentally fell into a manhole. I was in there for like two hours."
GAY
People like you are the reason I have nightmares.
Tear.
by Bob Young
Wed Jan 19, 2011 2:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5420
Views: 213667

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

Ha! Im back. I got kicked off of MDM chat for two weeks. I feel like I accomplished something. How many out there can say that you have been kicked out of a drinking chat room for blacking out and posting the most fucked up shit you can think of. I have not learned a lesson and I will continue to po...
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:42 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: drunkard vs alcoholic the fine line
Replies: 32
Views: 4230

Re: drunkard vs alcoholic the fine line

A drunkard keeps his enemy's closer then an alcoholic does.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1262
Views: 121078

Re: Ask Savage

Bob Young wrote:I think you'll love this drink.
Take 4 ice cubes.
Put them in a glass you purchased from Mc Donalds.
Fill the cup up 1/2 way with rum.
Fill the rest up with coke.
Mix.
Enjoy.
I call it a "Rum and Coke".
Drink and refill as necessary.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:36 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1262
Views: 121078

Re: Ask Savage

I think you'll love this drink.
Take 4 ice cubes.
Put them in a glass you purchased from Mc Donalds.
Fill the cup up 1/2 way with rum.
Fill the rest up with coke.
Mix.
Enjoy.
I call it a "Rum and Coke".
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 4:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shot Thread
Replies: 3816
Views: 207006

Re: Shot Thread

Man, is it just me, or are people not worth listening to? They talk about the stupidest shit. 1 time out of 100 you might hear something worth remembering. The other 90% of the time you wanna shoot yourself in the face. I thought Jesus died for our sins. Fuck me! I was never baptized. I've been a g...
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:05 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunkard Food?
Replies: 60
Views: 1517

Re: Drunkard Food?

“People tell me, ‘Oh, you just drink to escape your problems.’ Well, no shit. I’d eat rat heads if it let me ditch my problems.”
Fred R. spells it all out in front of Walgreen’s.

I tried a rats head today.
Causes more problems then cures.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:04 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunkard Food?
Replies: 60
Views: 1517

Re: Drunkard Food?

“I love alcohol. It’s in my blood.”
Paul M. spells it out genealogically (and literally) at the Three Kings Tavern.

Best Wino wisdom.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 2:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunkard Food?
Replies: 60
Views: 1517

Re: Drunkard Food?

Best Drunkard food. Pussy. When Im to drunk to get "it" up, ill eat that shit for hours. Until Im undrunk enough to fornicate. Lord knows I've lost my fare share of muff to the evil alcohol. But I got to say if I had to chose between hard liquor and pussy, well lets just say I can always pump out so...
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New Member Names Reminder
Replies: 474
Views: 45377

Re: New Member Names Reminder

If good people go to heaven and evil people go to hell. Then where do the neutral people go? You know the people who never really decided if they where good or evil. Kind of like a back ground actor. Someone you would never remember. Someone no one would remember. Where do they go? I bet it's earth....
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:45 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
Replies: 162
Views: 15348

Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

I cant smoke joints around my friends.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:42 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The Best Excuse to Drink Today
Replies: 162
Views: 15348

Re: The Best Excuse to Drink Today

Well you see its like this. I rolled a nice, fat joint and then started smoking said fat joint. All was right with the world. I could hear the birds singing. The sunshine was on my face. Its burning nice and evenly, you know. The way I like. Im almost finished now. The cherry stayed on the whole tim...
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1262
Views: 121078

Re: Ask Savage

Seriously I can't tell the difference.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shot Thread
Replies: 3816
Views: 207006

Re: Shot Thread

Here's my new toast.
If I didn't make it up i apology's to the original author.
"May your tomorrow always be better then your today."
This is my toast for January.
Dont forget to change your toast every month.
Your more then welcome to use mine.
by Bob Young
Sun Jan 02, 2011 1:04 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9268
Views: 543860

Re: Whatcha listening to?

The Doors f-king rock.
Jim Morrison is the lizard king.
That guy loved to let his lizard brain do all his living.
More like the Blackout King.