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by MichMorgan
Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Famous Last Words
Replies: 21
Views: 10946

Re: Famous Last Words

"Who the h*** wants to hear actors talk?" -- H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927 "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -- Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible." -- Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895. "Dri...
by MichMorgan
Wed Sep 16, 2009 7:39 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Offensive bar jokes
Replies: 153
Views: 87198

Re: Offensive bar jokes

A string walks into a barbarbar. The bartender gives him an angry glance and says “Hey, we don’t serve strings here.” The string leaves, puts on a costume and comes back. Once again the bartender kicks him out of the barbarbar, and says, “We don’t serve strings here!” The string sits outside and tie...