JudgeLyonell wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:58 pm

just saying.....

Beware, the Frenchy is landing tomorrow: how many of your girls can I marry?

JudgeLyonell wrote: ↑

Fri Oct 29, 2021 4:57 pm

Recovering from brain surgery to remove a tumor. Padraig and Tony walked me through it.

Padraig smiles in his eternity seeing that you posted that. Cheers!

I was drinking heavily in NYC and looking for drinking websites, I'm not sure what happened next but DJF was there, and there was a chat room and everything went sideways. Rowdy was there, it was a haze of Toni and Dr. P, Vegas happened, and then I was in California. Voila. Good to read from you ag...

No need to apologise and I certainly hope that Grumpy and yourself are doing perfectly fine.
Please do not hurt the rats as the rats belong to us.
Etienne, with love and raising his glass to you.

Drink strong, drink forth, may there be many more drinks.

I know it doesn't. But the terraces of our bars just got the right to reopen two days ago. Fuck you virus! I have spent yesterday drinking in the sun and smoking cigars while drinking in the sun. I don't care that you don't care. It was still fantastic. Yes, fuck you too. Have a picture of my old re...

And you must say why. Or so the Germans would have us believe. I`m dumb. Because germans believe in blondes and booze I haven't seen a single blond in Germany. I only saw booze, despair, old people, old man named Gunther and a road sign saying "beware of genital herpes". I might be wrong, but every...

Sunday Funday Monday Tuesday - Taco Tuesday for most people. Thai Tuesday at my local dive bar Whiskey Wednesday Thirsty Thursday Friday Saturday FUCK YOU MONDAY KISS MY ASS TUESDAY LIGMA WEDNESDAY JESUS CHRIST, MAKE IT STOP THURSDAY FUCKIN' A FRIDAY HELL YEAH SATURDAY LAST CHANCE, MAKE IT COUNT SU...

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Thu May 13, 2021 8:45 pm

Merchant Seaman wrote: ↑

Thu May 06, 2021 1:40 pm

On a related note

Would you rather spend the night with;

Marilyn Monroe

Bettie Page

Audrey Hepburn

Jayne Mansfield

Rita Hayward

Mae West

Ava Gardner. And I probably wouldn't dare touch her.

Uh, I did and was also the first one to comment! Sorry, in my universe you were always a dude. Too old to change my belief now. I can pretend you're a woman here and there if that helps, just let me know. I get that a lot actually. But I assure you when oettinger married me, I was a woman. At least...

I can't help but notice that no female member of this forum posted on that thread. Coincidence, I don't think so! Uh, I did and was also the first one to comment! Sorry, in my universe you were always a dude. Too old to change my belief now. I can pretend you're a woman here and there if that helps...

I can't help but notice that no female member of this forum posted on that thread.
Coincidence, I don't think so!

This is too complicated for me. Let me grab a bottle of wine and let the booze do the thinking...
Oh, yeah, well, the answer is Sunday.
If that was not the answer you expected, then change your test. Mr "I ask questions".

Shouldn't the name of this conversation be "Get Thirsty!".
And I wish good luck to anyone whose mission it is.
No, seriously, unless you're Sam, do not try to wake him up.
He'll gently swipe you all the way up to the Moon.
Ok, don't complain when you start running out of of oxygen.
I've warned you...

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 15, 2021 5:37 pm

Midgets were bred for wrestling, dwarfs were bred for tossing. Simple.

What do we do with the giant dwarves who have super strength?
Wait, am I drunk again?
Oh well.