Squirrel, you know it"s true!

Because fuck my brother in law, for real for real Jesus Christ, he lives across the country in [REDACTED], with his new girl who's taken over his life, and I guarantee she's only the second person to fuck him after his ex-wife -- who is losing her mind at the moment, as well -- and he just keeps do...

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 22, 2023 7:06 pm

Stairway to Stardom? Or stage door to hell? You decide.

What was left of my mind just got blown. impressive.

The discontinued Hula Burger from Mickey D's. What kind of person that isn't vegetarian would order a pineapple and cheese sandwich?! Does it come with free booze? Yeah it comes with booze if you order the Hula Burger Extra Value Meal. All right bring me twelve glasses of wine and a burger. Those t...

What, already? I would've sworn it was a Wednesday, but hey, who am I to question my fellow drunkards. Where's my Glenmorangie?

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 20, 2023 6:27 am

The discontinued Hula Burger from Mickey D's. What kind of person that isn't vegetarian would order a pineapple and cheese sandwich?!

Does it come with free booze?

I am sorry to read that.
If I understand correctly, Mr Savage is quite a stubborn person, so I would say that the disease will give up long before he even considers flinching.
Strength and courage to the two of you.

Best advice is to use the Planter’s Punch formula as a base: 1 part strong (booze), 1 part weak (water or ice), 1 part sour, 1 part sweet. Bear in mind, these ratios were developed in the days of fiery, "kill-devil" rum that would strip the barnacles off a bumboat. So it should hold up well to a li...

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 11, 2023 2:20 pm

You know, your average pig will eat just about anything.

I would be too tempted to eat it after that. They are so cute, and tasty.

I hate that I like the movie "Dirty Dancing". And the fact that I find Swayze sexy in it. I hate that I like Flo-Rida's "Welcome to my house" song. I also hate lentils. Probably said that before. And Circus Peanuts. And raisins. I hate that I supported Dear Booze while he was campaigning for "Town/...

Abba




Joking, just joking, if you jumped your keyboard right now, I got you.

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Fri Jan 20, 2023 7:48 am

Podcasts. Even when I actually watch them in addition to listening on YouTube, it's still kinda boring.

Ok, I am not the only one then. Yet I keep on listening. Weird.

A gallon of Guinness before and now rum, lime and orange juice with heavy whipping cream as I am typing this. The price of Guinness is disgusting in Tampa. A gallon of Guinness, excellent taste, need to wash it down with some Bushmills, cheers! Cheers my friend, to rovers and skulking ghosts of spl...

A gallon of Guinness before and now rum, lime and orange juice with heavy whipping cream as I am typing this.
The price of Guinness is disgusting in Tampa.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 04, 2023 2:28 pm

Mr Boozificator wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 03, 2023 7:51 pm

infused with single malt

accidental or on purpose for health reasons?

The quinoa was the accident if that's what you meant.