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by sloweducation
Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:54 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting
Replies: 51
Views: 4716

Re: I think i found a way to defeat vomiting

The only times I have ever vomited occurred after drinking a shit ton and then being in a car. I have puked out the window while going 70 mph on the highway 3 times that I can remember, yet I more often consume a bottle of whiskey and fall asleep while reading.
by sloweducation
Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Murdered a Billion Innocent Gut Flora Friday
Replies: 4
Views: 408

Re: I Murdered a Billion Innocent Gut Flora Friday

There are always some gut flora left behind, exponential growth will bring you back to good in no time.
by sloweducation
Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1181
Views: 44041

Re: Sunday

A long overdue holiday tomorrow so I have had 9 Beck's, some great porterhouse and potatoes and am now working on some brandy. Plus my wife is already asleep (which means she will get up super early and make bacon and Bloody Marys).
by sloweducation
Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Homebrew mishap
Replies: 24
Views: 1300

Re: Homebrew mishap

Been there and done that and my friends made fun of me for like 2 years. But everyone makes mistakes and no one complains when they are drinking OUR homemade hooch.
by sloweducation
Tue Aug 04, 2015 3:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: too long gone
Replies: 6
Views: 515

too long gone

I was gone for a long time (probably 2-3 years) and had very few posts but you people are funny as shit and make me feel more at home than my Grandma's on Christmas. I am starting my PhD this month and will be turning into a drunken academic in the next few years. Here's to the only friends I can ig...
by sloweducation
Fri Mar 28, 2014 7:33 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka
Replies: 13
Views: 2140

Re: Dennis Rodman's North Korean Vodka

Palinka wrote:Probably explains why young Kim is looking so Il...

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(Courtesy of Something Awful's Photoshop Phriday of 28th March 2014)
This is why the internet was created by Al Gore's mom...
by sloweducation
Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excuse?
Replies: 106
Views: 6083

Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus

My father's had some health issues, but I am back now. The only man I know who drinks more brown liquor than me. Most importantly, it is not the booze that fucked him, just genetics. Mental degradation can be a bitch, but every time I get him alone at the bar he tells me he feels like a 25 year old ...
by sloweducation
Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: This used to be a community
Replies: 40
Views: 1394

Re: This used to be a community

This thread is a testament to the avatars that I always smile at.
by sloweducation
Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Call Mom, I won't be home for supper
Replies: 38
Views: 1284

Re: Call Mom, I won't be home for supper

Palinka wrote:Not to mention, coulrophobia...

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Reminds me of my college graduation party, but with less animals and puke.
by sloweducation
Fri Mar 28, 2014 5:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Post your naked pics here
Replies: 35
Views: 3133

Re: Post your naked pics here

This thread should be the most popular thing on the internet. Next week it will have an IPO.
by sloweducation
Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: some time off!?
Replies: 4
Views: 240

some time off!?

I love you guys, but me and my wife are taking February off from the hooch. We will be back in March with a vengeance. Right now my dad is very sick (whiskey has finally caught up with him) and we will be doing a lot of traveling and working. I am pretty hammered right now and happy for once in a lo...
by sloweducation
Sun Feb 02, 2014 1:33 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: "Bella'' has passed away...
Replies: 30
Views: 12360

Re: "Bella'' has passed away...

What the hell. Not really ok...
by sloweducation
Tue Dec 31, 2013 9:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: whiskey at noon.
Replies: 15
Views: 681

Re: whiskey at noon.

You just guessed my Wednesday, 12 pm drink!
by sloweducation
Tue Dec 31, 2013 8:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year?
Replies: 14
Views: 596

Re: Screw your resolutions, how do ya celebrate the new year

Put the Twilight Zone marathon on and consume myriad beers and whiskey. Also eat my fiance's Italian food...a couple of glasses of champagne, pass out and dream of my morning mimosa. Shit, it is only 9 pm and I have a lot of work to do.
by sloweducation
Sat Dec 28, 2013 1:14 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: HALF a handle of whiskey
Replies: 8
Views: 736

Re: HALF a handle of whiskey

Best of luck friend. "Alone and low as low can be" can be pretty comforting.