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by Patchez
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:30 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Master Class has added a Mixology class
Replies: 4
Views: 49

Re: Master Class has added a Mixology class

oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:10 pm
Question: What did you do wrong if you got an F in this class?
Intercepted the intended pour for the cocktail with my face hole.
by Patchez
Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:30 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Master Class has added a Mixology class
Replies: 4
Views: 49

Re: Master Class has added a Mixology class

Nausea wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 5:59 pm
Patchez wrote:
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:36 pm
Chetiyawardana
Say what?
Yeah. Probably why he goes by Mr. Lyan.
by Patchez
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Master Class has added a Mixology class
Replies: 4
Views: 49

Master Class has added a Mixology class

Lynnette Marrero and Ryan Chetiyawardana Mr. Lyan are the instructors. I really am enjoying the first three classes. Can't wait to get started working on these skills. Maybe by the end of this I'll be able to create a semi palatable cocktail.
by Patchez
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cherry Mojitos
Replies: 14
Views: 871

Re: Cherry Mojitos

Finally, a manly man knowing stuff about doing man things. Hey there sailor! Should we remind him that one of the biggest wimps ever, Hemingway was a fan of the mojito. What a pussy that guy was. Yeah, riiiight? I mean, staggering out of the jungle after his plane crashed, with a bottle of gin in o...
by Patchez
Wed Mar 25, 2020 3:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase
Replies: 133
Views: 14740

Re: Things We Want Do On Lush's Spiral Staircase

Dear Booze wrote:
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:36 am
I want to shelter in place on that thing. Lush better keep his "social distance" too!
What thing? The stairs or the nurse?
by Patchez
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:20 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sincere Apologizes
Replies: 3
Views: 92

Re: Sincere Apologizes

We usually hold no grudges here for long. We forget rather quickly. Everyone has their moments especially when deep in their cups.

Skal!
by Patchez
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: My fellow drunkards
Replies: 2
Views: 55

Re: My fellow drunkards

Keep your head down and your brew kit humming. Stay safe.

Cheers!
by Patchez
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:06 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Cherry Mojitos
Replies: 14
Views: 871

Re: Cherry Mojitos

Mojitos are for wimps or girls. Drink like a man for shitsakes Thanks, your expert opinion means sooo much. And I am a girl, so, there's that. Finally, a manly man knowing stuff about doing man things. Hey there sailor! Should we remind him that one of the biggest wimps ever, Hemingway was a fan of...
by Patchez
Tue Mar 24, 2020 10:00 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things Badfellow should choke on
Replies: 226
Views: 19942

Re: Things Badfellow should choke on

He should choke on the toad he was licking to get high.
by Patchez
Sun Mar 22, 2020 1:33 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!
Replies: 122
Views: 1643

Re: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!

scream ale wrote:
Sun Mar 22, 2020 12:55 pm
The store was completely sold out of cool ranch Doritos. The apocalypse is nigh!
They used to be my favorite. Till they came out with the Sweet Tai Chilli
by Patchez
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!
Replies: 122
Views: 1643

Re: The panic has begun ladies and gentleman, time to stock up!

Hugh wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 11:59 pm
If I were alone deep in the forests of the Appalachians I'd at least be hearing millions of insects and frogs.

And banjos.
by Patchez
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:42 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Shelter in Place Drinking
Replies: 26
Views: 245

Re: Shelter in Place Drinking

I drink about the same but I'm still working.
by Patchez
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:20 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 1161
Views: 35207

Re: Shit we hate:

Nausea wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 7:43 pm
Old, white males who think they're charismatic.
I'm charming as fuck.
by Patchez
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:17 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1826
Views: 59226

Re: THE CHASIST

oettinger wrote:
Sat Mar 21, 2020 1:42 pm
Drunkards = Wrestlers

AD - Undertaker
BF - Macho Man
DB - Rowdy Piper
Willies - Bret Hart
Rye n Coke - Hulk Hogan
Thirsty - Rick Flair
Oett - Shawn Michaels lol
DB`s wife - Yokozuna
Mr Viking- Andre the drunk
I wanna be Hillbilly Jim
by Patchez
Sat Mar 21, 2020 12:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Life of Patchez
Replies: 35
Views: 2158

Re: About Patchez...

mistah willies wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 4:01 pm
Patchez is well known for his bear hugs.
But you have to specify,

Bear or bare?
Or both?
A little from column A and a little from column B.