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by Patchez
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: YKYDW....
Replies: 144
Views: 7524

Re: YKYDW....

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Dec 08, 2018 1:06 pm
You move to Germany to be with Oettinger.
You even want to be with Oettinger.
by Patchez
Sat Dec 08, 2018 6:14 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 635
Views: 9231

Re: Shit we hate:

YouTube ads featuring buff dudes touting their "workout plans" and diet of "micronutrients" or "superfoods" or whatever. Fuck to you. The same asshole wear those "My warm up is your workout" shirts. Newsflash for you sport, "My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning". All Star shit right there! ...
by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 10:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7389
Views: 306603

Re: What are you drinking right now?

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by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Two Hearted
Replies: 12
Views: 221

Re: Two Hearted

Smatter Noguts wrote:
Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:13 pm


My feeling is that if some megabrewer shows up with a hundred million bucks it'll be lights-out Sam Adams time.
As the Prophet Smatter spake, so Larry did sell out to InBev. I don't see them taking out Sam but half a prophecy is better than none.
by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Just bought some Malort
Replies: 10
Views: 76

Re: Just bought some Malort

Al these horror stories make me want to find it even more. Masochistic drinking anyone?
by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 743
Views: 56053

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

ArmLegHandWhat wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 7:26 pm
That thing, which some would call a "bloody marry" could uplift Jesus given there's enough Vodka in there (which there was)
Yeah, dimestore bloody marry mixes rarely pan out well, luckily this thing was handcrafted.

Happy Holiday!
The bold italicized part makes me joyous beyond words.
by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:36 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 8752
Views: 510657

Re: Whatcha listening to?

scream ale wrote:
Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:30 pm
Iron Maiden "Invaders"
Seriously considering the Philly show this summer.
by Patchez
Wed Dec 05, 2018 9:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7389
Views: 306603

Re: What are you drinking right now?

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by Patchez
Tue Dec 04, 2018 6:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7389
Views: 306603

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I was moved by the islands. Islay to be more precise. Laphroaig Select next. Maybe a beer or two later. Saving the Bacon Straw thing for tomorrow.
by Patchez
Tue Dec 04, 2018 4:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7389
Views: 306603

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Started with a big pour of Basil Hayden's Dark Rye. May be moving on to Bloody's as I have an inkling to try making bacon straws after seeing the pic of the Slim Jim hollowed out for a straw in a Bloody.
by Patchez
Mon Dec 03, 2018 6:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 743
Views: 56053

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

That's quite a list of credentials there Rev. Most notable for me are the Hack Master Game Master and the Dudeist Priest. I'm a Gamer and a Dudeist Priest my ownself. Welcome aboard. Remember, post drunk, post often, post drunk often. Thanks! TBH, I think my most qualifying credential -- for this c...
by Patchez
Mon Dec 03, 2018 5:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 743
Views: 56053

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Hi! I'm Reverend Jesus. After a stellar drinking career in Korea, Germany, Iraq, and most of the contiguous US, I left the Drunks' Club (a/k/a: the US Military) with three ambitions: a job with no heavy lifting, long hair, and copious consumption of recreational cannabis. Fortunately, living in Sea...
by Patchez
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:28 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: The Big Dog chases its own tail
Replies: 9
Views: 320

Re: The Big Dog chases it's own tail

(About the California wildfires) Asked whether the scenes of devastation had changed his view on climate change, Trump said: "No. I have a strong opinion. I want great climate and we're going to have that and we're going to have forests that are very safe." Really?! Safe forests?! The forests will ...
by Patchez
Sat Dec 01, 2018 9:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 743
Views: 56053

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Welcome aboard ArmLegHandWhat! Remember. Post drunk. Post often. Post drunk often. Enjoy our little slice of Heaven. I would like to know if the Bloody Mary lived up to the garnishes? I've had them where they spent so much time on dressing it up they forgot to make a great Bloody. Some shitty store ...