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by Patchez
Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:19 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies with testicles
Replies: 14
Views: 104

Re: Movies with testicles

Kelly's Testicles (Heroes)
A Testicle Too Far(Bridge)
Testicles over the River Kwai(Bridge)
Testicle Blood(first)
The Big Red Testicle (One)
Hunt for the Red Testicle(October)
by Patchez
Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: name change
Replies: 24
Views: 154

Re: name change

The Hawaiian King Comeoniwannalayya

Thunderrod Hammerdick
by Patchez
Wed Apr 14, 2021 7:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Replies: 47
Views: 2804

Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:50 am
Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?
Sadly no.
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
Replies: 23
Views: 507

Re: To the Ol Drunkards

Tell "em we said Congrats!.
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: name change
Replies: 24
Views: 154

Re: name change

Tippler Tosspot
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:43 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: What is your favorite Elton John song?
Replies: 29
Views: 1114

Re: What is your favorite Elton John song?

Saturday Night or Crocodile rock.

Maybe Ballad of a Well Known Gun or almost anything off his duet album with Leon Russell.
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Drunken Skype Thread
Replies: 1717
Views: 107692

Re: The Drunken Skype Thread

During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move. "Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?" "Shut the fuck up. "Fuck you, Fuck yo...
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1404
Views: 86935

Re: Sunday

scream ale wrote:
Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:21 pm
The only thing more awesome than popcorn is white cheddar popcorn.
Fixed that for you.
by Patchez
Mon Apr 12, 2021 7:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Birthday, Patchez!
Replies: 47
Views: 2804

Re: Happy Birthday, Patchez!

Thank you guys for the Beerthday wishes! A good weekend was had. Irish whiskey and Scotch were imbibed, trout were fished for and flys were tied.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.
by Patchez
Wed Apr 07, 2021 9:05 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Sandwiches!
Replies: 59
Views: 1336

Re: Sandwiches!

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:08 pm
Patchez wrote:
Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:54 pm
hell yes.

But what about dis?

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:28 pm
Nope...but I would eat it if someone brought me one. Pineapples are rock stars on chicken burgers though. Like a grilled chicken teriyaki sandwich. Yum.

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I wouldn't chase one but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.
by Patchez
Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:54 pm
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: Sandwiches!
Replies: 59
Views: 1336

Re: Sandwiches!

hell yes.
by Patchez
Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things we're over...enough already!
Replies: 120
Views: 9356

Re: Things we're over...enough already!

When I smoke or roast any meats it's always bone down meat/fat up so the fat can render down through the meat.
by Patchez
Thu Apr 01, 2021 6:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things we're over...enough already!
Replies: 120
Views: 9356

Re: Things we're over...enough already!

scream ale wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:24 pm
Badfellow wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:46 pm
Patchez wrote:
Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:02 am
Politics. Both sides suck dick and none of them give a shit about you. They only care about keeping and expanding their power. They are all lying, cheating cocksuckers.

True this.
He's full of wisdom. And presumably beer.
Whiskey as well.
by Patchez
Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:08 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 812
Views: 59567

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Badfellow wrote:
Mon Mar 29, 2021 7:54 pm


PVC (polyvinyl chloride) is the composition of the plastic pipe that carries your toxic, runny stools to the magic turd factory.
Don't forget Oett's PVC gimp mask.
by Patchez
Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things we're over...enough already!
Replies: 120
Views: 9356

Re: Things we're over...enough already!

Politics. Both sides suck dick and none of them give a shit about you. They only care about keeping and expanding their power. They are all lying, cheating cocksuckers.