poaching one from Bugs Bunny in Camelot

Sir Ossis of the Liver

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 18, 2021 3:27 pm

We need a safety sign on the bathroom wall that indicates the number of days without a mudbutt incident.

why? Just paint a 0 there and be done with it.

Kelly's Testicles (Heroes)
A Testicle Too Far(Bridge)
Testicles over the River Kwai(Bridge)
Testicle Blood(first)
The Big Red Testicle (One)
Hunt for the Red Testicle(October)

The Hawaiian King Comeoniwannalayya

Thunderrod Hammerdick

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Tue Apr 13, 2021 9:50 am

Happy belated, Patchy. Any midget strippers this year?

Sadly no.

Tell "em we said Congrats!.

Tippler Tosspot

Saturday Night or Crocodile rock.

Maybe Ballad of a Well Known Gun or almost anything off his duet album with Leon Russell.

During a call yesterday, we all decided it would be a great idea to have drunk Oett as an American football commentator. It would be a truly brilliant move. "Hmph. Uh. Hmph. Here's something funny. Hmph. Uh, what if the Center farted in the Quarterback's face?" "Shut the fuck up. "Fuck you, Fuck yo...

scream ale wrote: ↑

Sun Apr 11, 2021 3:21 pm

The only thing more awesome than popcorn is white cheddar popcorn.

Fixed that for you.

Thank you guys for the Beerthday wishes! A good weekend was had. Irish whiskey and Scotch were imbibed, trout were fished for and flys were tied.
The wife bought me a high dollar tying vise for my birthday so now I have to get serious about it I guess.

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 02, 2021 2:08 pm

Patchez wrote: ↑

Fri Apr 02, 2021 1:54 pm

hell yes.

But what about dis?

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Wed Mar 24, 2021 9:28 pm

Nope...but I would eat it if someone brought me one. Pineapples are rock stars on chicken burgers though. Like a grilled chicken teriyaki sandwich. Yum.

I wouldn't chase one but I wouldn't kick it out of bed.

hell yes.

When I smoke or roast any meats it's always bone down meat/fat up so the fat can render down through the meat.

scream ale wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:24 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 01, 2021 12:46 pm

Patchez wrote: ↑

Thu Apr 01, 2021 10:02 am

Politics. Both sides suck dick and none of them give a shit about you. They only care about keeping and expanding their power. They are all lying, cheating cocksuckers.

True this.

He's full of wisdom. And presumably beer.

Whiskey as well.