I would not be happy with such lame trickery. TO ARMS!!!

I've heard of this described as being punched in the face with hops. Sadly I've yet to try it.

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Mon Feb 13, 2017 12:22 pm

Fourth bottle = third eye.

Fifth bottle = brown eye

Suck it up princess! YEAAAAA!
Seriously though, hope you feel better and get to the drankin' soon enough.

Where the fuck am I?!

Splendid! I'll drink to that!

Nurse says to the doctor "Kiss me"
Doctor says "no"
"Please kiss me" begs the nurse
Doctor says "Listen I probably shouldn't even be screwing you"

Shit son.

Woke up today. Aha shit. Drank a lot yesterday. A bottle of Ardmore legacy single malt and then went out to experience the day. Mainly drank double Jameson's. It was cheap £3 for a double. Started knocking over my drinks, was 86'd from two pubs. Was chatting up two girls in a betting office, was as...

oldsmartskunk wrote:Had two bottles of vodka over course of a day. Kept a nice buzz and now i'm about to crash. Nothing like champagne to finish it off! Cheers!

Holy shit, not bad!

I'm destroying a Czechvar beer at the moment.

Here here! Happy birthday and many drinks for all!

What's up shitapples? I'm having a Wernesgruner and about to pop open the scotch. Suck my dick Monday. Suck it long and hard.

Palinka wrote:

JimLahey wrote:...sweating my balls off and trying to cool them with beer.

Doesn't that rather ruin the flavour of the beer?

Naaaaah, it's aiiight.

Massive heatwave in BC, sweating my balls off and trying to cool them with beer.

I like strong black tea and whiskey.