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by Superfucker
Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ok, Euro drunkeners.
Replies: 13
Views: 572

Re: Ok, Euro drunkeners.

From the other night it sounds like Estonia is your only reprieve. Maybe the lady and I'll head there if she ever gets me to go to the EU.

G'luck in finding drinking buddies.
by Superfucker
Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:01 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: How do you make money?
Replies: 46
Views: 4266

Re: How do you make money?

I was a computer bitch until the economy went tits up, now I'm back at school for viticulture, to do my part to secure the hooch supply.

My brother is a lineman, you fuckers are crazy, I only go past 20 ft. if there is a bear at the other end of the ladder.
by Superfucker
Thu Jan 05, 2012 8:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ok, Euro drunkeners.
Replies: 13
Views: 572

Re: Ok, Euro drunkeners.

Does Finland even have a drinking problem? And by drinking problem I don't mean something recognized as a problem by the "WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" but more along the lines of Russia's "Is beer even really alcohol?" problems.
by Superfucker
Thu Dec 22, 2011 9:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Opening a beer bottle without an opener
Replies: 69
Views: 3713

Re: Opening a beer bottle without an opener

who the hell doesn't have a bottle opener? I have like three on my keychain, a carabiner which can be used, and four at home.
by Superfucker
Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:47 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you reading?
Replies: 230
Views: 10313

Re: What are you reading?

The Dark Side of the Sun - Terry Pratchett, which you should be a little drunk while reading.

Just finished Uncorking the Past by Patrick E. McGovern, a great book if you have any interest in the role of Alcohol in our earliest civilizations, and who the hell doesn't?
by Superfucker
Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Christmas with the Drys
Replies: 13
Views: 384

Re: Christmas with the Drys

I'm going to be the dry this solstice, I just poured the last of my Baileys into the teapot, and am pretty much broke for the next two weeks. But its a good appetite builder since my Girlfriends gift is a wine weekend in Solvang. Still, two weeks......
by Superfucker
Thu Oct 06, 2011 9:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ken Burns' doc "Prohibition"
Replies: 27
Views: 1086

Re: Ken Burns' doc "Prohibition"

I ain't seen it all yet, and I'm glad I have that to look forward too. Post-prohibition the only justification for banishing sweet mother liquor to the evening hours is work and the dangers of drunk driving Post-prohibition many of our societies problems are caused by the rise of the personal automo...
by Superfucker
Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Cocktail Blocked
Replies: 17
Views: 600

Re: Cocktail Blocked

The guy is neither a slave nor a forced laborer, in fact if he's in a union state he's probably getting paid decently, and if not he's probably not paying taxes anyway. either way he's being paid to roof and probably doesn't give a Fuck what you're doing. Do you think he gives two rat titties who's ...
by Superfucker
Sat Sep 24, 2011 12:28 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Pictorial History Of English Beer
Replies: 3
Views: 857

Re: Pictorial History Of English Beer

Yup first came hopless ale, bittered with all manner of herbs, then came "beer" bittered exclusively with Hops, then came Lager at which point Beer became generic for any hopped ales/lagers and Ale became the generic for everything that wasn't Lager, and all those other herbs fell by the wayside. Od...
by Superfucker
Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Can whiskey go bad?
Replies: 31
Views: 4588

Re: Can whiskey go bad?

Whiskey goes bad quicker than milk and should be drunk immediately. Anybody who tells you otherwise is Commie-Mutant-Scum and can be safely ignored, or beaten after you've finished you're Whiskey.
by Superfucker
Sat Aug 27, 2011 8:20 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: When was your last day without any drinks?
Replies: 101
Views: 3809

Re: When was your last day without any drinks?

bout a month ago when I had some dental work. A week later me and my Ladyfriend went to Las Vegas and fixed that.
by Superfucker
Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Moonshine
Replies: 29
Views: 1342

Re: Moonshine

Legal moonshine isn't moonshine; it's just really bad whiskey. I dunno, I've debated that with myself. On the one hand "moonshine" implies something illegal done by moonlight out of sight, on the other hand most modern moonshiners aren't doing a damned thing on principal, their just too damned chea...
by Superfucker
Tue Aug 02, 2011 5:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!
Replies: 8
Views: 206

Re: Don't worry men, the scotch supply is safe!

KissMyPabst wrote:
Superfucker wrote:That freckle faced young lady deserves a medal
Don't they all though? Nothing hotter than a cute redhead. Nothing.
I prefer the brunette, they've been spared the worst of hair-color-related stereotypes and can just be their damned selves.
by Superfucker
Mon Aug 01, 2011 4:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Moonshine
Replies: 29
Views: 1342

Re: Moonshine

I got a few bottles of Peidmont Distillers moonshine while I was in North Carolina. Their Catdaddy was good, but had a spiced rum flavor, the apple pie and cherry flavored moonshines were great, but just their strait moonshine tasted terrible.
by Superfucker
Thu Jul 28, 2011 10:23 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I'm in love!
Replies: 37
Views: 2007

Re: I'm in love!

Sort of date like? what are you? her gay friend? Tell her unambiguously that it is a date, she might get lucky, and those odds double if she brings a friend.