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by Patrick
Mon May 30, 2011 9:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: what a night
Replies: 14
Views: 934

what a night

more soco and coke(sorry Ruiner but how can I turn down free drinks?) and tequila followed by 3 burned pieces of furniture, two pissed on cars, and one bout of skinny dipping. but thats not what I really thought was awesome. After a hard nights drinkin going to micky d's at 5 in the am and then watc...
by Patrick
Fri May 27, 2011 11:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
Replies: 67
Views: 12155

advice!

tonights end of year bonfire. I need some booze that says fuck highschool. thoughts?
by Patrick
Fri May 27, 2011 11:25 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: That first beer taste
Replies: 28
Views: 1359

Re: That first beer taste

best tasting beer is the first after a few hours of sleep after hard drinking on an empty stomach.. i love th eway the carbonation burns the stomach just enough to let you know that you are still alive... cold beer at sunrise best feeling. I could not agree more! there is nothin better than wakin u...
by Patrick
Fri May 27, 2011 11:21 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I am going to build a bar, need advice
Replies: 59
Views: 5547

Re: I am going to build a bar, need advice

You're gonna need a bartender named Lloyd. The Overlook hotel just perished under its own evil so he should be looking for work :)
by Patrick
Thu May 26, 2011 6:28 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: my first 40
Replies: 30
Views: 1820

my first 40

I admit that I am a little young and inexperienced with regard to drinking considering I post on Modern Drunkard. However last night I had my first forty. Mmmmmm forty ounces of Miller High Life hits the spot. Add to that some Southern Comfort and coke it was a solid night. Nothing really exciting h...
by Patrick
Sun May 15, 2011 10:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sports celebrations
Replies: 0
Views: 1571

Sports celebrations

So I'm watching sportscenter at quarter of one in the morning(because I use my time wisely ;)) and they're yammin about the greatest sports celebrations. And this German soccer team pantamimed a scene from Rambo where the guy who scored the goal started play killing, shooting, stabbing, punching, an...
by Patrick
Sun Apr 24, 2011 8:08 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: psh women
Replies: 26
Views: 1074

psh women

a woman could stop me from drinking. a real BIG woman
by Patrick
Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: so proud
Replies: 9
Views: 339

so proud

So my brothers wifes niece asks my two year old godson what do you want to drink? to which he says "a beer!"
I have never been more proud of him : )
by Patrick
Mon Apr 18, 2011 3:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Introduction Thread for New Members!
Replies: 466
Views: 24313

Introduction Thread

I'm Ruiner's brother but I don't expect that to win me any points though. I'd like to buy you all a round.