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by Impish Boozehound
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1267
Views: 123521

Re: Ask Savage

Dear savage; Due to a recent career change I've found the drunkest professional body ever, that being said, my direct boss does not imbibe even under implied threats of severe playground level name calling and such teasing. My question is: should we stuff her in the retort with a full bottle of fire...
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Aug 14, 2017 2:45 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 840
Views: 69872

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Not new, but just remembered this happy place . . . . . and my login credentials again.

Soooooooooooooo much booze stories to attempt to type up!
by Impish Boozehound
Fri Nov 14, 2014 5:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunkard Chat 2014 and Beyond!
Replies: 89
Views: 2833

Re: Drunkard Chat 2014 and Beyond!

????? i get no joy off the server. this thing down again?
by Impish Boozehound
Tue Feb 18, 2014 3:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunkard Chat 2013
Replies: 133
Views: 2848

Re: Drunkard Chat 2013

All I'm getting is time out errors like the server doesn't exist, someone forget to pay the power bill or something?
by Impish Boozehound
Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I'm just wanting to share
Replies: 8
Views: 336

Re: I'm just wanting to share

Well, I have a family member with mental health issues, however I make it a point not to deal with them.

Better things to spend my time and energy on. Like chasing the happy goblins at the bottom of a bottle.
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Apr 22, 2013 8:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I actually know this girl
Replies: 21
Views: 895

Re: I actually know this girl

I'd hit it.

Wait, that's just the whiskey talking.

Actually the whiskey says it'd wouldn't touch that without earplugs and a darth vader mask to add "atmosphere", but the whiskey is strange and tends to say outlandish things.
by Impish Boozehound
Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 2013 CONVENTION
Replies: 113
Views: 7362

Re: 2013 CONVENTION

Winnipeg. Drunken mutha'fucka capital of Canuckistan.
by Impish Boozehound
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 2013 CONVENTION
Replies: 113
Views: 7362

Re: 2013 CONVENTION

If it was on this side of the 100th meridian I could volunteer a couple of standing connections to decent quality hotel or two that can get prices knocked down, potentially slag a certain well known booze-centric band for entertainment (not cheep, but at the "buddy" rate), not to mention I did a sti...
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
Replies: 171
Views: 24257

Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

"DONT PISS ON MY FLOOR AND TELL ME ITS RAINING!"

-Buddys (now ex)girlfriend.
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Men...Shoes...bullshit
Replies: 19
Views: 966

Re: Men...Shoes...bullshit

Metrosexuality. This is what it cause.
by Impish Boozehound
Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Savage
Replies: 12
Views: 509

Re: Savage

Cheers for old ladies acting like "mom" and getting positive results.
I tip my drink to you lady.
by Impish Boozehound
Wed Oct 17, 2012 3:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Proper Drunk Clothing
Replies: 101
Views: 6737

Re: Proper Drunk Clothing

Find a lawyer, ply them with boose to get the name of their tailor. pay the extra for quality. When getting sized in, ask for the inside jacket pockets (specify both) to be sized for a "gentlemens private stock". (means flask sized and cut loose enough to hide the bulge in your pocket) You'll be gla...
by Impish Boozehound
Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Question to the Laheys.
Replies: 18
Views: 781

Re: Question to the Laheys.

Not a Lahey, but I'm pretty sure Lahey's beverage of choice is Alberta Premium. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/ba/Alberta_premium.jpg/337px-Alberta_premium.jpg Is that shit any good? Not really, the bottle is pretty once you scrub the label off but the contents are really onl...
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Itty Bitty Drunkard Party
Replies: 22
Views: 978

Re: Itty Bitty Drunkard Party

EDIT: The dude that got me kicked out was a total and complete dick. For those of you that have been in a pit before, it's common courtesy that when someone takes a dive you help them back up. This guy was mosh-blocking everyone, knocking people down/tripping people on purpose. I hope that fucker, ...
by Impish Boozehound
Mon Sep 03, 2012 12:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Long live the growler!!
Replies: 6
Views: 356

Re: Long live the growler!!

Oh! THAT kind of growler.

This thread is clearly about something other than what I was thinking of.