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by KissMyPabst
Wed Oct 05, 2011 11:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!

But alas, all good things must come to an end... I'm Leaving Las Vegas tomorrow, and I hope you all raise a glass for me. Godspeed.
by KissMyPabst
Mon Oct 03, 2011 9:28 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9152
Views: 535436

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Someone who doesn't know how to play the piano try to cover Waits...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5JXgKrxezY
by KissMyPabst
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:28 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Liquid Roofies
Replies: 12
Views: 4685

Re: Liquid Roofies

Be careful, Nyquil has acetaminophen, which doesn't play nice with booze in your liver. If you really need help sleeping, try melatonin and a bottle of red wine. I hear ya, friend, and i'm not advocating drinking 5 of these a night. But 2-3 of em every other night guarantees some sweet dreams at le...
by KissMyPabst
Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:20 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: You've got $20...
Replies: 129
Views: 63945

Re: You've got $20...

$20 is really pleanty of money to buy tickets to black out island for today and tomarrow. I get a handle of old crow for 18, 12 if its on sale. $10 is really easy as well fifth of EW for 9. The real challenge is a $5 drunk can it be done? Yeah, I've been trying to find the epic $5 combo for a long ...
by KissMyPabst
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Replies: 64
Views: 3092

Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?

Miklo wrote: "If you can't beat it, eat it!"

Been there, my friend. Wise words indeed.
by KissMyPabst
Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!

Of course I'm for real. Winning just enough at video poker to cover the tips for the free drinks, winning just enough at blackjack for the occasional meal, and winning more than enough betting football games to upgrade the room. Slow and steady wins the race, lads. After a month, I'm still under bud...
by KissMyPabst
Sat Oct 01, 2011 2:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!
Replies: 11
Views: 383

Re: Need some Vegas help; I'm buying!

For those keeping score at home, I'm actually still here. Won enough in 3 weeks to upgrade my basic room to the nicest suite in my hotel (read: a few rooms, pool table, stocked bar, etc) for a few days. Now I'm taking my talents to another hotel for a few more days. Downtown Vegas really is a drunka...
by KissMyPabst
Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I'm drunk and alone
Replies: 41
Views: 1239

Re: I'm drunk and alone

I like drinking alone because the dj fucking rocks. He'll go from Meat Loaf to James Taylor to REO Speedwagon to Sinatra to Eddie Money to Harry Chapin to Dropkick Murphys to Tom Waits, and every song just feels so right.

Also he pours em long and strong.
by KissMyPabst
Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:29 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Watch Barfly
Replies: 37
Views: 2776

Re: Watch Barfly

I ordered it on VHS off half.com a few years back for a whopping $0.99 I believe. When you factor in the $3.50 for shipping, and the dozen or so times I've watched it while happily drinking along, it remains quite the bargain. God, I love Buk. And ironically, it just so happens that I also drunkenly...
by KissMyPabst
Sat Oct 01, 2011 12:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sex better drunk than undrunk?
Replies: 64
Views: 3092

Re: Sex better drunk than undrunk?

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of w...
by KissMyPabst
Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:50 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Liquid Roofies
Replies: 12
Views: 4685

Liquid Roofies

Drinking one now, and I promise it will cure what ails you...

1 part Everclear
3 parts Nyquil

Pour over rocks, enjoy, and welcome oblivion.
by KissMyPabst
Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:17 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Best airline for drinking
Replies: 14
Views: 1742

Re: Best airline for drinking

Southwest. Just flew from NY to Vegas, and they had no problem serving me 8 Wild Turkeys. Prompt service too.
by KissMyPabst
Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Watching "intervention" while hammered
Replies: 54
Views: 2043

Re: Watching "intervention" while hammered

Tonight's episode-- "A college graduate who now works as a genealogist, Jeff can't give up his 30-cans-of-beer-per-day habit even though his health is failing, he recently lost his wife, and his children are struggling to cope with the loss of their mother. Now Jeff faces a choice--his life or his b...
by KissMyPabst
Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7901
Views: 338144

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Gin and 4Loko... it's actually quite good.
by KissMyPabst
Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ladies and Gentlemen....Mr. Neil Diamond
Replies: 9
Views: 361

Re: Ladies and Gentlemen....Mr. Neil Diamond

Neil and Eddie Money are my music guilty pleasures.