But alas, all good things must come to an end... I'm Leaving Las Vegas tomorrow, and I hope you all raise a glass for me. Godspeed.

Someone who doesn't know how to play the piano try to cover Waits...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5JXgKrxezY

Be careful, Nyquil has acetaminophen, which doesn't play nice with booze in your liver. If you really need help sleeping, try melatonin and a bottle of red wine. I hear ya, friend, and i'm not advocating drinking 5 of these a night. But 2-3 of em every other night guarantees some sweet dreams at le...

$20 is really pleanty of money to buy tickets to black out island for today and tomarrow. I get a handle of old crow for 18, 12 if its on sale. $10 is really easy as well fifth of EW for 9. The real challenge is a $5 drunk can it be done? Yeah, I've been trying to find the epic $5 combo for a long ...

Miklo wrote: "If you can't beat it, eat it!"

Been there, my friend. Wise words indeed.

Of course I'm for real. Winning just enough at video poker to cover the tips for the free drinks, winning just enough at blackjack for the occasional meal, and winning more than enough betting football games to upgrade the room. Slow and steady wins the race, lads. After a month, I'm still under bud...

For those keeping score at home, I'm actually still here. Won enough in 3 weeks to upgrade my basic room to the nicest suite in my hotel (read: a few rooms, pool table, stocked bar, etc) for a few days. Now I'm taking my talents to another hotel for a few more days. Downtown Vegas really is a drunka...

I like drinking alone because the dj fucking rocks. He'll go from Meat Loaf to James Taylor to REO Speedwagon to Sinatra to Eddie Money to Harry Chapin to Dropkick Murphys to Tom Waits, and every song just feels so right.

Also he pours em long and strong.

I ordered it on VHS off half.com a few years back for a whopping $0.99 I believe. When you factor in the $3.50 for shipping, and the dozen or so times I've watched it while happily drinking along, it remains quite the bargain. God, I love Buk. And ironically, it just so happens that I also drunkenly...

I actually just logged on to post/find a thread about this very topic. I too, coincidentally, just entertained a young lady of the redheaded persuasion this very eve. And since I trust my fellow drunkards more than anyone else on the planet, I'll confess that I was confronted with an awful case of w...

Drinking one now, and I promise it will cure what ails you...

1 part Everclear
3 parts Nyquil

Pour over rocks, enjoy, and welcome oblivion.

Southwest. Just flew from NY to Vegas, and they had no problem serving me 8 Wild Turkeys. Prompt service too.

Tonight's episode-- "A college graduate who now works as a genealogist, Jeff can't give up his 30-cans-of-beer-per-day habit even though his health is failing, he recently lost his wife, and his children are struggling to cope with the loss of their mother. Now Jeff faces a choice--his life or his b...

Gin and 4Loko... it's actually quite good.

Neil and Eddie Money are my music guilty pleasures.