Wine. White. Does the job.

Henniger, some cheap imported German beer. It's really good for the price. Especially given that the standard local beer sucks.

I am drinking mead. Because it is a Norse holiday. So you know I'm getting drunk. ;)

We only get thirty sweet, noggy days. Then the government takes it away again.

Allentown, by Billy Joel. It's uplifting in a depressing way. Or depressing in an uplifting way.

A trophy of beer. Behold my glorious booming drink!

Sounds about right. But the wowsers won't let it go.

This, for some reason. Sounds real good if you turn the pitch down.

Scotch and coke. Because I was watching Trailer Park Boys, and I wanted something like what Sexian was drinking.

Get them something symbolically near-alcoholic. Something fermented, like cheese, or Vegemite, or sauerkraut, or surströmming.

Neat. Or... garnished with chicken, as it were.

It's that beer from that Offspring song, "One Fine Day". Good song, good song.

Woo! WORLD CHAMPIONS!

I'll be drinking to that World Cup result. Schland!