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by EuroSlave
Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk Dreaming
Replies: 65
Views: 9046

Re: Drunkard Dreams

Last night I dreamed I was showering meanwhile pouring a red bull into a lighter and drinking it from there and then somehow the lighter still worked and I set myself on fire

then I woke up
by EuroSlave
Mon Aug 05, 2013 11:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12411
Views: 1412070

Re: What are you drinking right now?

a bottle of makers mark

it's all gone nwoi

goodnight forum
by EuroSlave
Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:39 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 1139
Views: 400251

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

Just drank half a bottle of makers mark

it's 20 to 2

time to watch Leaving Las Vegas
by EuroSlave
Mon Aug 05, 2013 8:59 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Movies We'd Like to See Again
Replies: 1139
Views: 400251

Re: Movies We'd Like to See Again

I just saw 'the worlds end'

wanted to see it right again after

excellent
by EuroSlave
Mon Jul 29, 2013 8:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged
Replies: 67
Views: 12125

Re: Top Tips for the Alcoholically Challenged

GinSoakedGirl wrote:Police cars and taxis, whilst appearing similar from a distance, are NOT the same. Wait until it draws closer before hailing.
This always gets me
by EuroSlave
Fri Jul 19, 2013 9:50 am
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Places to Avoid
Replies: 56
Views: 61829

Re: Went to a resturant/bar the other night

Some chain of bar/restaurants in Melbourne at least.

First time i've ever been - funny considering there is one right across the road from me.
by EuroSlave
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:41 am
Forum: My Favorite Bar
Topic: Places to Avoid
Replies: 56
Views: 61829

Went to a resturant/bar the other night

The ~Groove~ Train Little book on the table that had a list of cocktails in it. Open it to find all these crazy fruit cocktails - ok cool but I just want something classic. Friends order some cocktails from that list, I ask for a martini. 'Sorry sir I don't know how to make that' you fuckin' what mate
by EuroSlave
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I have some fine whisky
Replies: 10
Views: 680

Re: I have some fine whisky

hahah just kidding more for me fuckers
by EuroSlave
Fri Jul 19, 2013 7:33 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I have some fine whisky
Replies: 10
Views: 680

I have some fine whisky

But no one to drink it with...


What's the point...
by EuroSlave
Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It always happens
Replies: 21
Views: 2294

Re: It always happens

Get to a store man, you're in Europe, the greatest drinking culture on the planet, make it happen. Melbourne Australia actually :/ Stuck with half a bottle of vermouth and no whiskey You know we're all going to call you an amateur right? Why do you punish yourself this way? Hey! They make the Cinza...
by EuroSlave
Sat Jun 15, 2013 12:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Another one bites the dust
Replies: 9
Views: 737

Re: Another one bites the dust

Raising my glass to your friend

motorcycle accidents are all too common where I come from
by EuroSlave
Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It always happens
Replies: 21
Views: 2294

It always happens

Stuck with half a bottle of vermouth and no whiskey
by EuroSlave
Sat Jun 15, 2013 10:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Proper Drunk Clothing
Replies: 101
Views: 13056

Re: Proper Drunk Clothing

Optional wear:

winter - soviet era military overcoat + mdm fez

summer - good light trousers and a panama hat

Mandatory:

bottle of your favourite drink in hand
by EuroSlave
Mon May 27, 2013 9:27 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: In Praise of the Shower Beer
Replies: 74
Views: 21845

Re: In Praise of the Shower Beer

Shower beers are excellent

If only I could fit in a shower cigarette too
by EuroSlave
Tue May 21, 2013 9:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's a sad day
Replies: 24
Views: 2295

Re: It's a sad day

It's a happy day

because I just got paid and my MDM flask arrived.

Status: Elevated