Patchez wrote:The above spambot drives me to drink!!

Ah, are you perchance talking about my typsy person, good sir ? Would you like a cheap Rolex, 40?

Raising one for The Shire from NZ!

Bourbon and cola, from a can.

Winter's Heart from the WoT series.

Bacon n Egg burgers and Fries.

JimLahey wrote:

Tariel wrote:

TheBigCasino wrote: It's only 33 bucks, we've all spent more on less.

No, Iv not. Not unless massage parlours are included.

Haha, what did you get for the 33 dollars?

Just a warning pretty much.

JimLahey wrote:

Tariel wrote:Plus I'd go broke if I was high straight for a week, cuz I get serious munchies.

Yeah dude, my fridge is pretty empty. I even drank all of the milk.

Yeah I do that and after that always end up ordering shitloads of pizza delivery somehow.

TheBigCasino wrote: It's only 33 bucks, we've all spent more on less.

No, Iv not. Not unless massage parlours are included.

Just some Victoria Bitters and smoking some bud. Two hours to go before my shift at work starts.

Got off with just a warning and a lecture last night.

"Now as I understand, there has been alcohol involved in this. Yeah, alchol makes us go down that path right ?"

"Yes sir"

"And yet copious amounts of it seem to have been consumed here"

Plus I'd go broke if I was high straight for a week, cuz I get serious munchies.

Consider it all an advantage as long as you don't find puke for the next day in random places you don't ever remember puking, like your laptop bag etc.

Am the opposite of mean drunk, the mellow drunk. Yup I am "that guy" for who everything is peaceful and everyone his bro when sloshed, with no understanding of why certain things would piss off other people.

For a liquor to have that kind of name, the acclaim should lie in proof or % abv, just tasting rough is not enough.

Yeah sloshed drunk one night I dreamt I was pissing in me pants.

And woke up to find I indeed had, fookin strange what!