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by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:23 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: how about the show weed
Replies: 11
Views: 1918

Re: how about the show weed

Starting weeds after breakin bad was a bad choice. Hard to top walter white and jesse... BITCH.
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WHAT!?
Replies: 33
Views: 4019

Re: WHAT!?

Not metal at all. And also, dave mustaine talks shit on all his peers. For him to use that as a reason to back a presidential candidate. Not metal.
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:15 pm
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: it's always sunny
Replies: 7
Views: 6814

Re: it's always sunny

Jeeze, you two are a couple of downers. You work hard, you dont drink? Howd you end up on welfare?-frank
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:32 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Small Claims Court, Bullshit, and Disillusionment
Replies: 8
Views: 1952

Re: Small Claims Court, Bullshit, and Disillusionment

Sounds like the "fix" was in. Wonder how much of that extra $700 ended up in the judge's pocket? I don't know if it's a matter of public record in your county/state, and its highly improbable that you could ever prove any wrongdoing, but it might at least be interesting to learn how many times that...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Fri Feb 03, 2012 10:05 am
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Any other great television shows?
Replies: 309
Views: 53673

Re: Any other great television shows?

Hey, so, I've been watching New Girl, and... I wouldn't say it's good, but I have a question. What is happening in America right now that allowed this show to be created? Hipsters. I had previously heard of these hipster characters, but never actually saw one for myself. Then the other day i went p...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:43 am
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Grandads medicine
Replies: 4
Views: 1687

Re: Grandads medicine

Yeah thats it. Thanks
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:10 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Getting drunk quick.
Replies: 66
Views: 12866

Re: Getting drunk quick.

If booze and time is limited ive found that a hot shower while drinking ups the effect. Or if your a swanky mother fucker with a hot tub go for that.
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:22 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: Grandads medicine
Replies: 4
Views: 1687

Grandads medicine

I cant remember what its called or what was in it, but i know he didnt invent it. One time i had a bastard of a cold, might have been swine flu(theres a story behing that for another time). Anyway, pops made me something that had whiskey, honey, other ingredients and was warmed up in the microwave. ...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:04 pm
Forum: TV & Film
Topic: Any other great television shows?
Replies: 309
Views: 53673

Re: Any other great television shows?

Everything i watch has been mentioned already. However, breaking bad cant be mentioned too much. Cant wait to see what happens in the new season. Unsupervised could be a good show as well. Its a cartoon, from the people who made sunny and the australian in the show is a hoot.
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Wed Feb 01, 2012 8:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: One month detox
Replies: 113
Views: 5396

Re: One month detox

Alcohol withdrawals hurt like a bastard. Very comparable to heroine withdrawals(not that i would know anything about that).
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Sun Jan 29, 2012 12:33 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Replies: 17
Views: 6423

Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!

I didnt really feel like being near whatever mess was about to happen, so I stop letting the redneck hide behind me and move to the other side of the pool table to spectate. The rednecks wife marches right up to him and starts flipping out in a spectacular fashion, going back and forth between quest...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Tue Dec 20, 2011 2:22 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Replies: 17
Views: 6423

Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!

The slob informs me that he had no idea where he was until I pulled in and asked me why the sexy bartenders bf was taking a shit in my bathroom without locking the door and more importantly where is his car? I drive him back to his horribly parked car while filling him in on the few detail's he ask'...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Tue Dec 20, 2011 12:18 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Replies: 17
Views: 6423

Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!

Apparently while I was off doing my thing, my friend who was illegally parked decided to put off his second job and go to the KOMP kegger. Which is an event put on by one of the local radio stations and my friend somehow got free booze the whole time. Next thing he remembers is being at the job he w...
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:34 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Replies: 17
Views: 6423

Re: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!

Im not breaking this up for the sake of suspense. Pressing matters arise.
by BalzactheJawsofDeath
Mon Dec 19, 2011 10:33 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!
Replies: 17
Views: 6423

WHERE MY GODAMN CIGARETTES?!

At the time I was working as a driver/yard worker for a construction company in vegas, when city center was finishing up and the economy was starting to tank. It was friday and my roomie and I had to show up to work the next day at 5am for a 2 hour crane op. Therefore no plans where made. Around 4 o...