I have felt unfair to gin, being that it is the first hard liquor I really enjoyed and that I never stock it in my cabinet. I usually stick to bourbon, vodka, rum(s), and plastic rotgut whiskey. After reading this thread I will stock som gin. I'll make sure to buy lots of...uhhh tonic and limes. Tha...

Funny thread. So I'll give my funny weirdo answer. Every time I've had the unfortunate bullshit of being arrested or questioned- be it for aggravated assault, DUI, trespassing, trashing an already shit motel room, or whatever...the cops have always been the easy part to deal with. Hint: Don't act li...

<shrugs> Suck mine, I'll suck yours

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Well I guess god rest all the good California honky tonks. I live up north in the foothills, near Nevada. Originally from the Bay Area and used to love trips down to Trout's and Oildale in general. Always a good time.

What a great topic. Lately I've been driving over to Carl's Jr. in the morning and verbaly abusing the zit-faced cashier/hamburger maker/shift manager. I want chicken tenders and a burger and I say "chikkkennz!" The poor guy stuggles until I finally order proper (I still dont know their ever-changin...

Yes, sorry. I meant free booze for me.

Are there any cocktails called "the gulag" or "the great purge"?

A co-worker of mine who's in her 60s has recently began dating a dry. Since then she has little by little been unloading the contents of her liquor cabinet unto yours truly. Most of the time it's nice, unopened bottles of Skyy or Bushmills. Hooch that is quickly laid to rest almost a soon as I clock...

I'll wait for the CliffsNotes on that post...

V-A-C-A-T-I-O-N! In the Texas sun....

I'm with this guy:

contempt4gravy wrote:I don't see why it wouldn't work on wives, too.

Why would anyone ever want to go home with their wife?

Hey chimneyfish, I love the avatar. Trouts is a great joint! I haven't been down there in years, but maybe this calls for another road trip. Does Red Simpson still play there on Mondays?

Hey baby, let's get FUCKED UP!

& juice. And rollin' down the street. I don't care. Cognac is the only booze I won't go near.